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Re: Husband hunting

Postby Lancer » Thu May 07, 2015 4:56 am

Buraanbur
Tall
dark/brown
big eye lashes
full lips
straight white teeth
25-30 yr olds
built
extrovert
accomplished
Has a well paying job..able to take me on nice dates and vacations
No body hair
Good hygiene
He has to know how to cook
Smart but not too smart
Doesn't talk back at me
patient
listens to my bs all day
Good sense of humor..he has to laugh at my corny/dirty jokes
Thoughtful and sweet
Well endowed :oops:


Methylamine..nerd I am not a single mother. Garoob kulaha :roll:

Inasomale, ur awoowe caadi maha..btw I don't have shunkansi problems..just having a hard time finding mr right..tired of dating mr wrongs :lol: Abaayo, I thought u were getting married..tho :?




Ps: the apple joke is beaten to death..come up with something new folks.
:| Are you looking for a husband or a pet?

Walaaley you're 27, lets just cut to the chase, inbox me your parents number, and this is a one time offer only, remember your biological clock is ticking + that firm body of yours will not stay firm in a few years time. Ka faro qabso fursadan qaaliga ah, of course I will have to divide my time between you and my current wife, every 2 months baan Ohio kugu imaan.
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Re: Husband hunting

Postby Buraanbur » Thu May 07, 2015 5:01 am

Smile,

If the responses on here are any indications, you should go ahead and cancel that Somalinet Singles ad. So far you got offered 2 rotten apples as mehr, proposed to by a convict with baby mama drama & significant sobriety issues, and have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity of being someones halaal mistress. I say take your moms offer and give your cousin a chance. :|

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Re: Husband hunting

Postby Bari14 » Thu May 07, 2015 5:12 am

Smile,

If the responses on here are any indications, you should go ahead and cancel that Somalinet Singles ad. So far you got offered 2 rotten apples as mehr, proposed to by a convict with baby mama drama & significant sobriety issues, and have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity of being someones halaal mistress. I say take your moms offer and give your cousin a chance. :|
Don't listen this snake doctor's suggestions. You should take advantage of your time (27 is still young to most westerners) and find a person that complements you and is the ying to your yang walaal

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Re: Husband hunting

Postby Buraanbur » Thu May 07, 2015 5:16 am

Smile,

If the responses on here are any indications, you should go ahead and cancel that Somalinet Singles ad. So far you got offered 2 rotten apples as mehr, proposed to by a convict with baby mama drama & significant sobriety issues, and have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity of being someones halaal mistress. I say take your moms offer and give your cousin a chance. :|
Don't listen this snake doctor's suggestions. You should take advantage of your time (27 is still young to most westerners) and find a person that complements you and is the ying to your yang walaal
You're telling her to ignore her mother and selling her Disney fairy tales, while I'm telling her to follow her mothers lead as she has the best of intentions.

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Re: Husband hunting

Postby Bari14 » Thu May 07, 2015 5:19 am

Smile,

If the responses on here are any indications, you should go ahead and cancel that Somalinet Singles ad. So far you got offered 2 rotten apples as mehr, proposed to by a convict with baby mama drama & significant sobriety issues, and have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity of being someones halaal mistress. I say take your moms offer and give your cousin a chance. :|
Don't listen this snake doctor's suggestions. You should take advantage of your time (27 is still young to most westerners) and find a person that complements you and is the ying to your yang walaal
You're telling her to ignore her mother and selling her Disney fairy tales, while I'm telling her to follow her mothers lead as she has the best of intentions.
You call them Disney tales but I anything is possible if you dream hard enough :ducktales:

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Re: Husband hunting

Postby Bari14 » Thu May 07, 2015 5:21 am

Plus pushing back against family's wishes doesn't always mean something negative. It shows that you have a maskaxda of your own and that you're not going to fall to incestual relations.

:russ:

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Re: Husband hunting

Postby FarhanYare » Thu May 07, 2015 5:24 am

27 is not young. C'mon are you advicing her to become goblan? 20 raised in the West is young and immature. Regardless of whether @ 27 you are psychologically immature or not, clock is ticking you should not wait to mature up any longer

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Re: Husband hunting

Postby Buraanbur » Thu May 07, 2015 5:30 am

Plus pushing back against family's wishes doesn't always mean something negative. It shows that you have a maskaxda of your own and that you're not going to fall to incestual relations.

:russ:
How is it incestuous when it's halaal? You're out of touch with reality if you think it's worth disrespecting your mother just so you can display some sense of freedom. :?

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Re: Husband hunting

Postby COOL-MAN » Thu May 07, 2015 6:49 am

How will you kno he is well endowed or not? After marriage if you find out he is mr small, you him kick out and develope a reputation of nin mahaysato. Every man will avoid you. Canduufta dib u laq dadkaaga wax la qab.

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Re: Husband hunting

Postby SonofANomad » Thu May 07, 2015 6:56 am

When life gives you Apples you bang a xalimo!

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Re: Husband hunting

Postby skywalker25 » Thu May 07, 2015 7:04 am

Wish you luck.

Its a big list to finish in 6 months. You might need to water down your expectations orthwise you will be ending up with that bug tooth fresh from cabudwaaq...


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Re: Husband hunting

Postby Bari14 » Thu May 07, 2015 7:24 am

Plus pushing back against family's wishes doesn't always mean something negative. It shows that you have a maskaxda of your own and that you're not going to fall to incestual relations.

:russ:
How is it incestuous when it's halaal? You're out of touch with reality if you think it's worth disrespecting your mother just so you can display some sense of freedom. :?
The problem with you is that you are too narrow minded. Whatever happened to thinking outside the box? Having a mind of your own doesn't mean you must fall to every whim of your parents. Discuss and persuade them to see things your way sometimes. It also shows them that they didn't raise a submissive yes man with no ambitions

Don't limit yourself to 6 months it will only stress you more. Please sit down when you have some time, koob shah cab, and seriously reflect on your love life :whoo:

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Re: Husband hunting

Postby BlackVelvet » Thu May 07, 2015 7:47 am

Buraanbur
Tall
dark/brown
big eye lashes
full lips
straight white teeth
25-30 yr olds
built
extrovert
accomplished
Has a well paying job..able to take me on nice dates and vacations
No body hair
Good hygiene
He has to know how to cook :eat:
Smart but not too smart
Doesn't talk back at me
patient
listens to my bs all day
Good sense of humor..he has to laugh at my corny/dirty jokes
Thoughtful and sweet
Well endowed :oops:
Body hair is linked to libido fyi. No body hair = no need for well endowed-ness :lol:

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Re: Husband hunting

Postby MujahidAishah » Thu May 07, 2015 7:48 am

How will you kno he is well endowed or not? After marriage if you find out he is mr small, you him kick out and develope a reputation of nin mahaysato. Every man will avoid you. Canduufta dib u laq dadkaaga wax la qab.
Cool man inanta been haa uu sheegin.. If he ain't doing it right waa sedexaa ii sii Ann isku fatahaano move on to jamac :win:

But only if he has money then farax gets a pass :pac:

Waar sky I have a bone to pick with you waryahee hajji lugoyo :ufdup:

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Re: Husband hunting

Postby SonofANomad » Thu May 07, 2015 8:44 am

Buraanbur
Tall
dark/brown
big eye lashes
full lips
straight white teeth
25-30 yr olds
built
extrovert
accomplished
Has a well paying job..able to take me on nice dates and vacations
No body hair
Good hygiene
He has to know how to cook :eat:
Smart but not too smart
Doesn't talk back at me
patient
listens to my bs all day
Good sense of humor..he has to laugh at my corny/dirty jokes
Thoughtful and sweet
Well endowed :oops:
Body hair is linked to libido fyi. No body hair = no need for well endowed-ness :lol:
no body hair? so basically you guys want a women?

i dont see you guys ever suceeding in finding let alone getting a farax that fits that list.

This is reality!

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