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How to deal with a gold digging xalimo

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How to deal with a gold digging xalimo

Postby DariusI » Sun May 10, 2015 2:08 am

I went on a date with this xalimo last week, spent $200 on the bitch with no punani served on that night.

She went on a date with another guy the next day. she called me last night talking about going to the movies tomorrow.

I have come up with a plan to take her to this restaurant and let her order everything then tell her I forgot my phone in the car and take off. :win:

Who else got an advice? :lol:
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Re: How to deal with a gold digging xalimo

Postby Stuckon21 » Sun May 10, 2015 2:21 am

200 Dollars? Been bad sheegtay, I bet xabad xanjo uma ibinin.

Anyway def take her to a restaurant, an expensive classy one. And then filim alaab ah u matal. :clap:

That should teach her a lesson. Gurigeega maxaa u diiday inay wax ka cunto intay mid yar oo wada lafo ah raacayso oo hadhowna ka raba the goods.
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Re: How to deal with a gold digging xalimo

Postby COOL-MAN » Sun May 10, 2015 2:33 am

. Gurigeega maxaa u diiday inay wax ka cunto intay mid yar oo wada lafo ah raacayso oo hadhowna ka raba the go+15028046014ods.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Oo kaley mid xoogweyn ok waaye miyaa?
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Re: How to deal with a gold digging xalimo

Postby SonofANomad » Sun May 10, 2015 2:33 am

Bro why take her on a date?

This is all you need!
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You can get as many a 100 Xalimos with this pretty thing!
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Re: How to deal with a gold digging xalimo

Postby Stuckon21 » Sun May 10, 2015 2:36 am

Cool lol kolayba our Somali men waxaay ku badan yihiin qaar findhicil u eeg (xabad xabad mooyan oo qarmac iyo caano ku soo koray)

Nafaqada ku yar walaal
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Re: How to deal with a gold digging xalimo

Postby DariusI » Sun May 10, 2015 2:38 am

Your comment was removed by a moderator because it didn't abide by Somalinet standards. Replies may also be deleted. Le justicier
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Re: How to deal with a gold digging xalimo

Postby Stuckon21 » Sun May 10, 2015 2:39 am

Bro why take her on a date?

This is all you need!
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You can get as many a 100 Xalimos with this pretty thing!
Hunno the apple joke is becoming as dry as your nafaqo la'aan lips ee hoy jooji.
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Re: How to deal with a gold digging xalimo

Postby SonofANomad » Sun May 10, 2015 2:49 am

Bro why take her on a date?

This is all you need!
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You can get as many a 100 Xalimos with this pretty thing!
Hunno the apple joke is becoming as dry as your nafaqo la'aan lips ee hoy jooji.
This is not a joke its reality!

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See!! All Xalimo needs is shinning tufaax!

Again not a joke its reality!
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Re: How to deal with a gold digging xalimo

Postby DariusI » Sun May 10, 2015 2:50 am

Laga yaaba aragaaga keli ah inan ka wiswiso adna date ba sheegaysa.
Am not the cutest guy out there but I will treat you right. :rose:
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Re: How to deal with a gold digging xalimo

Postby SonofANomad » Sun May 10, 2015 2:52 am

DariusI
Change ur name to Abu Tyrone and tell her that you are african american!

She will accept Even doo doo if you do that!
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Re: How to deal with a gold digging xalimo

Postby DariusI » Sun May 10, 2015 2:55 am

DariusI
Change ur name to Abu Tyrone and tell her that you are african american!

She will accept Even doo doo if you do that!
Did it work for you or you just playing with this shit? :notsure:
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Re: How to deal with a gold digging xalimo

Postby salool » Sun May 10, 2015 2:59 am

Dadka aan waxba isla hayn waxaad ku garata faanka bakhtiga ah iyo ciilka ay meshan kula dhacaan.Masaakin...mid yidhaah 25 naagood baan fuulay iyo mid yidhaah lacag ba iga daadaneysa isago surwaalki ku dul cadaadey. :snoop:
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Re: How to deal with a gold digging xalimo

Postby SonofANomad » Sun May 10, 2015 3:00 am

DariusI
Change ur name to Abu Tyrone and tell her that you are african american!

She will accept Even doo doo if you do that!
Did it work for you or you just playing with this shit? :notsure:
I swear to god you can Even get a Xalimo for 25cents if you tell her you are an ajanabi!

Watch this video!
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Re: How to deal with a gold digging xalimo

Postby Stuckon21 » Sun May 10, 2015 3:01 am

Dadka aan waxba isla hayn waxaad ku garata faanka bakhtiga ah iyo ciilka ay meshan kula dhacaan.Masaakin...mid yidhaah 25 naagood baan fuulay iyo mid yidhaah lacag ba iga daadaneysa isago surwaalki ku dul cadaadey. :snoop:
LOL :clap:
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Re: How to deal with a gold digging xalimo

Postby DariusI » Sun May 10, 2015 3:09 am

I swear to god you can Even get a Xalimo for 25cents if you tell her you are an ajanabi!

Watch this video!
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