How to deal with a gold digging xalimo

[Basra-]

Geg

A man with small hands previews a small Gu.s. Its not a good sign. Men, or real MEN should have strong, long fingers hands with meat on them. Long thin finger is ok, but thick or medium thick fingers with good length is always welcome. The fingers also should be strong and flexible. U know, u should have energy on them. I hate soft, baasto like Somali farah hands that take an hour to be lifted , or that arm that wiggles when walking. A man needs to be stiff and flexible at the same time. Its not complicated. Women were built to be small, and men big. Simple as that.

[gegiroor]

Basra,

What about fingers which are not tall and short but very strong and very tough? What does that translate? And how do you measure if fingers are long or short? I mean what measurement do you use?

And what if the guy has a long feet, big forehead, but short hands? What does that translate, physician Basra?

I hate soft, baasto like Somali farah hands that take an hour to be lifted , or that arm that wiggles when walking.

Hands that are soft but take an hour to be lifted? I am not getting it. How can something be soft and take a full hour to be lifted? I mean something has to be very heavy if it needs to be lifted for an hour, unless my physics class failed me. Ok bring your never endless insights and enlighten me!

Thnx for the humor

[salool]

Dadka aan waxba isla hayn waxaad ku garata faanka bakhtiga ah iyo ciilka ay meshan kula dhacaan.Masaakin...mid yidhaah 25 naagood baan fuulay iyo mid yidhaah lacag ba iga daadaneysa isago surwaalki ku dul cadaadey.

Nin wax fuuley ma faano. He regrets it if it's xaraam. Nin faanayo hadii aad aragtid, waa bootaale wax uu fuulo iska daaye, kub nageed xetaa ebdkiis ma arag

wa wada virgin.

Zinadi la qarsan laha foolxumadeeda ba wax wanaagsan oo noqotay ..aakhiro zamaan.

[salool]

Geg

A man with small hands previews a small Gu.s. Its not a good sign. Men, or real MEN should have strong, long fingers hands with meat on them. Long thin finger is ok, but thick or medium thick fingers with good length is always welcome. The fingers also should be strong and flexible. U know, u should have energy on them. I hate soft, baasto like Somali farah hands that take an hour to be lifted , or that arm that wiggles when walking. A man needs to be stiff and flexible at the same time. Its not complicated. Women were built to be small, and men big. Simple as that.

Basraay, kugu xiintay.... big G ba ku madax maray.Next husband mitiri intaanu meherku dhicin.

[SiennaEarth]

. Gurigeega maxaa u diiday inay wax ka cunto intay mid yar oo wada lafo ah raacayso oo hadhowna ka raba the go+15028046014ods.

Oo kaley mid xoogweyn ok waaye miyaa?

[SiennaEarth]

How is she gold-digging xalimo when you invited her, took her to a restaurant, and spent $200.00 in that restaurant? If she would have asked you to buy expensive stuff and then after you did walk away from you, that is when you would say she was a gold-digger. But she isn't in this case. It was only a dinner and then she walk-away from it after she saw probably something that she did not like.

Exactly, at some point during the dinner, she saw something irreversible. Like say, maybe he still lives with his mom, or has a poor job, or worst, eats with his hands, and makes loud chewing noises. Or maybe his hands are small, therefore, his Gu.s is smaller. I rather u call me a Gu.s digger rather than Gold, nothing Gold about something u don't like.

LOL smh basra why are you like this?

[Basra-]

Basra,

What about fingers which are not tall and short but very strong and very tough? What does that translate? And how do you measure if fingers are long or short? I mean what measurement do you use?

And what if the guy has a long feet, big forehead, but short hands? What does that translate, physician Basra?

I hate soft, baasto like Somali farah hands that take an hour to be lifted , or that arm that wiggles when walking.

Hands that are soft but take an hour to be lifted? I am not getting it. How can something be soft and take a full hour to be lifted? I mean something has to be very heavy if it needs to be lifted for an hour, unless my physics class failed me. Ok bring your never endless insights and enlighten me!

Thnx for the humor

Geg

The mans fingers-- long and large is measured by placing it on the face of a woman. If a mans entire palm and fingers covers her face when places on it, that promises a big Gu.s We all know, what is long fingers and big hands. If a mans hand which include the entire palm and fingers does not cover the entire face of a small framed woman, then--it is a disgusting hopelessnes down there.


As to the hands that is soft and with small weak fingers-- I mean-- hands that have no energy at all. Usually, I can tell people who have small energy--even without meeting them. Just by observing their handwriting. Even how they type. Like u Geg--u r a person of extremely low energy. I have no doubt u have small fingers. Take time to wake up in the morning. Original has small fingers too. Anzeloti also. hyperactive also, but of course most of these people I mention are women, so they are expected to have small fingers and hands.


Yummy has large and meaty fingers even though she is a female. She is also very energetic. Salool has small fingers and very lazy low spirit energy.

[gegiroor]

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[gegiroor]

Basra,



You still haven't addressed the rest of the question. Are you relying on hands alone to pinpoint the man or are there other markers that you use? What about the foot, the forehead, etc?

In terms of energy, if the guy can run at least 3 miles without stop ( remember we're not talking about treadmill machine ), isn't that energy enough to conduct his responsibilities?

More questions will follow after you answer those 2 questions.

[Basra-]

Geg

U shouldn't edit your original response. looool sometimes two laughing emoticoms is all u need to say a lot!



OK to address your question before I go to sleep---large feet are a good indication of course. Everybody knows that. But its overrated, it is always not the case. If the feet matches the hands then that is a go. (I have seen many tall men with large feet but medium size hands or skinny disgusting baasto fingers) But the hands are MOST IMPORTANT determiner. The forehead is NOT a determiner of a blessed Gu.s size. However a nose is a good indicatior. The bigger the nose, the bigger the abdi-- for sure. God forgive my sins.


Energy is something within u, huuno! Something inside u! The fire burning inside u. It is stated by your voice, your moods, and the light glow in your eyes. U can run miles and run like a turtle, that don't mean u r energetic. It just means, u put an effort, one slow leg after the other. loool



Good nite!

[gegiroor]

It is not even 7 PM. What are you talking about? This thing is starting up now, and you want to take off? Not fair!

You have been talking about men so far. How about women? Enlighten us.

Ok will catch you tomorrow if you call it day!

[Basra-]

Yes. huuno--tomorrow. I sleep early.

[gegiroor]

Ok

Good nite!

Waar ileen tan oo kale!

[gegiroor]

Hey Basra,

The Afar aka Denkelis had this tree in their territory where men would drink the white liquid drained from the bottom of that tree. This intake normally takes place just before the man is meeting his wife / girl-friend. That will facilitate more energy and several inches of length will be added to his Johnson. This aint joke.



So much for your small finger and big nose theory. I aint buying it.

Btw, white women use this terminology, "much much better than average." Ok explain this one too!

[Leftist]

Dadka aan waxba isla hayn waxaad ku garata faanka bakhtiga ah iyo ciilka ay meshan kula dhacaan.Masaakin...mid yidhaah 25 naagood baan fuulay iyo mid yidhaah lacag ba iga daadaneysa isago surwaalki ku dul cadaadey.

Nin wax fuuley ma faano. He regrets it if it's xaraam. Nin faanayo hadii aad aragtid, waa bootaale wax uu fuulo iska daaye, kub nageed xetaa ebdkiis ma arag

wa wada virgin.

Zinadi la qarsan laha foolxumadeeda ba wax wanaagsan oo noqotay ..aakhiro zamaan.

Salool & Cool-man,

Su'aashaan dhowr jeer baa halkaan ku soo bandhigay, wax ka jawaabo maan helin. Since you two are big on "traditional values", I'm hoping you will answer.

Yaa foolxun labadaan tusaale:

- Menace & Julkmi liberating each other, consensually, in the back of Menace's medical-supply while on their lunch break. Why? Because Biology. Because Instinct. Because DNA. Because Nabi Yusuf who came this close to liberating his boss's wife. and Because Nabi Adam who ate the forbidden fruit. Oh, and BECAUSE IT"S PERFECTLY HUMAN.

OR

- the following scenario which was common for the past, oh-i-don't-know, 13/14 centuries in most parts of the Muslim world. It's after salaatul Jumca, you walk to the suuq. Maybe Euromarche. Maybe Carrefour. Maybe Tesco. Maybe Wegman's. Or you know, xagaa iyo Safeway. And then, uh, just after you buy milk and bread, you swing by the Human-Merchandise aisle, and you eye-shop untill some pyt catches your fancy; She was kidnapped from her home in Circcasia, or the Balkans, or Sub-Saharan Africa, but hey, who gives a fuq, they're not even Muslim, youknowhaimsayin bro, and plus, the Jumhoor of the Ulema and 94.5678% of the Pious Salaf have ruled it to be xalaal. So you shove your guilty conscience to the side, and take her by the hand to the check-out aisle, pay for her(along with the bread and the milk), and then you take her home where you proceed to lay the pipe somethin fierce. And after you're done, and she's cowering crying in the corner, you get up for.....yup, you guessed it qiyaam-ul-layl.


I guess what I'm trying to say is, we have wayyyyyyy bigger issues as Somalis and as Muslims than to worry about young people tasting that oh-so-sweet forbidden fruit. And I find it hypocritical beyond any measure for literalist-purists, who would buy slaves for sex in the past and would do so today if Evil Whitey didn't eradicate it from the Earth, to lecture us about zina. Don't worry about zina. Or who sticks what qalab in what orfice. Worry about Racism/Misogyny/Poverty/illiteracy epidemics plaguing every single muslim country.