Have you had a full body massage?

[BlackVelvet]

Now go get your arse massaged

[EvolSyawla]

^ loll

Thank you zumaale. I really don't mind receiving information, as I was not aware you needed to shield yourself from women.

I just really can't stand the tone of some people here who automatically assume a holier than thou stance, and with aggression. I don't know your level of imaan, and just because some old lady gave me a massage doesn't mean anyone knows mine.

LH why do you think??

[InaSamaale]

I've only tried Chinese cupping on my back. It kinda hurt when I was getting it done but felt great afterwards.

[jalaaludin5]

[LiquidHYDROGEN]

^ loll

Thank you zumaale. I really don't mind receiving information, as I was not aware you needed to shield yourself from women.

I just really can't stand the tone of some people here who automatically assume a holier than thou stance, and with aggression. I don't know your level of imaan, and just because some old lady gave me a massage doesn't mean anyone knows mine.

LH why do you think??

I'm not holier-than-thou. In fact, I'm pretty irreverent. I'm not against massages. I just don't like hypocrisy and the Islamic-get-out-of-jail card that somalis tend to use. The cabaya/Hijab combo wearing shisha-head, the hijabi-wearing-tight-booty-hugging-jeans, the I-only-cover-my hair because-"I can't be bothered combing it", and my personal favourite, the "Aabo I know he's an fatherless, ex-convict welfare-king but he's Muslim and I love him". And that's just the females...

[Bari14]

^ loll

Thank you zumaale. I really don't mind receiving information, as I was not aware you needed to shield yourself from women.

I just really can't stand the tone of some people here who automatically assume a holier than thou stance, and with aggression. I don't know your level of imaan, and just because some old lady gave me a massage doesn't mean anyone knows mine.

LH why do you think??

I'm not holier-than-thou. In fact, I'm pretty irreverent. I'm not against massages. I just don't like hypocrisy and the Islamic-get-out-of-jail card that somalis tend to use. The cabaya/Hijab combo wearing shisha-head, the hijabi-wearing-tight-booty-hugging-jeans, the I-only-cover-my hair because-"I can't be bothered combing it", and my personal favourite, the "Aabo I know he's an fatherless, ex-convict welfare-king but he's Muslim and I love him". And that's just the females...

Oh my god I can literally see the hate infused to the words. I had to recite Ayatul Kursi after that bit.

[EvolSyawla]

I'm not holier-than-thou. In fact, I'm pretty irreverent. I'm not against massages. I just don't like hypocrisy and the Islamic-get-out-of-jail card that somalis tend to use. The cabaya/Hijab combo wearing shisha-head, the hijabi-wearing-tight-booty-hugging-jeans, the I-only-cover-my hair because-"I can't be bothered combing it", and my personal favourite, the "Aabo I know he's an fatherless, ex-convict welfare-king but he's Muslim and I love him". And that's just the females...

Okay....and what does this have to do with the conversation if you're not being judgemental?

Next thread of yours, I will insert a random comment about something I dislike about Somali men lol then, I will feign innocence and say oh, pardon me, I was not judging you!

[Amira143]

^^


Full body massage sounds a bit kinky lol but, I've never had it done. I'm going to try acupuncture soon, InshaAllah!

[LiquidHYDROGEN]

Okay....and what does this have to do with the conversation if you're not being judgemental?

Next thread of yours, I will insert a random comment about something I dislike about Somali men lol then, I will feign innocence and say oh, pardon me, I was not judging you!

How was my comment random?

A Somali woman that doesn't judge Somali men? Where can I find this rare and mythical creature?

[anzeloti]

Hyper