Funny Joke

[Alpharabius]

There were two white christian men, John and Mike, whose plane crashed into a desert. Luckily they survived unharmed. As they traveled through the hot desert looking for food and water, they gave up and sat down, thinking of what to do.
As the dust in the air settled, they suddenly could view a mosque ahead. They became very hopeful. But then John said ''Muslims are there. They might help us if we say we are Muslim.'' Then Mike said ''No way, I won't say I'm Muslim, I'm gonna be honest''.
So John and Mike went to the Mosque ahead and were greeted by an Arab Muslim, who asked what their names were.
John thought of a Muslim name and said, 'My name is Muhammad'. And Mike said 'My name is Mike'.
The Arab man said 'Hello Mike.' And told these other men to take Mike and give him food and drink.
Then he turned to John and said, 'Salaam Muhammad. Ramadan Mubarak!





It's not my joke , I stole it from reddit

[jalaaludin5]

Mother-in-law Joke

Tariq was travelling down a path in Bahawalpur, Pakistan when he saw a large group of people outside a house.

It was in the middle of the day during Ramadan, so he stopped and asked Asif why such a large crowd of men was gathered there at this time.

Asif replied, 'Saleem's camel kicked his mother-in-law and she died.' 
'Well,' replied the man, 'She must have had a lot of friends.'

'Nope,' said Asif.' We all just want to buy his camel.'

[AGENT447]

^^ Good ones

Xariif Dayuusparada ah oo fasax ku tegay dhulkii dhawaan ayaa meel suuq ah kula kulmay gabadh dhallinyar ah oo aad u dhawrsan. Wuxu is yidhi tan yar is bar oo iska dhaadhici. Gabadhu waxay gacanta ku sidataa buug xisaab ah oo kaalkulasta guud ku saabsan (General Calculus)
Sheeko iyo faan wuxuu ku akhriyaba, mar dambe ayuu gabadhii waydiiyay "Walaal ma wax baad barataa waadigan buugga sitee?" Gabadhii oo wali ku wareersan sheekooyinkan is dhaafka ah ayaa ku jawaabtay "Haa walaal, Jaamicadda ayaan dhigtaa, Buuguna General Calculus buu ka hadlayaa, Kolley dee qurbaha wax ka sii sareeyaad ku dhigataye"
Ku Lahaa "Haa waa raggii Hitler jabiyay baan filayaa. Generaalkaa Calculus iyo saraakiil ka sii sarraysaba taariikhdaan ku dhiganay". Ma waxayna tii yarayd cagaha wax ka dayin ba

Basically this diaspora guy went back home for a holiday and comes across this girl walking across the city centre, he thought why not make a move and introduce yourself to this girl. The girl is carrying some books about General Calculus maths, after a bit of of sheko and introduction laden with boast, he asks the girl if she is a student since she is carrying books. The girl, all baffled with his contradictory shekoyin responds and says " Yes Walal, I am a Uni Student and this book is a General Calculus, I am sure you have studied more advanced things in abroad"

He then drops the ball and says " Yes, the General I think is one of the guys who defeated Hitler. I have studied in history classes about this General Calculus and more heavyweight Officers" loooool..
The girl run a mile ahaha and never looked back again.

[jalaaludin5]