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Confessions of a closeted

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Confessions of a closeted

Postby Idman702 » Sat Jul 11, 2015 3:36 am

Old man lover.

I'm not talking about 50 year olds, I'm talking about 35-45 year old, handsome, educated and his bank account talks in different languages such as Dollar, Euro, Peso, Yuan, Kroner, Rupee, Franc.




P.s

I don't have daddy issues so save me your crap.


PPS

Why dont old Somali don't take care of themselves damnit, either they're balding, have beer belly, short, grey hair, buckteeth, reer badiyo, uneducated or BROKE!!Why can't I have my somali version of George Clooney :(
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Re: Confessions of a closeted

Postby Itrah » Sat Jul 11, 2015 3:39 am

My grandfather who is 77 has a wife who is 38. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Confessions of a closeted

Postby Lamagoodle » Sat Jul 11, 2015 3:43 am

LOL.

Idman, you seem to be the female opposite of Xaaji Lamagoodle.

Have you seen the young xalimos? Ilko ma laha, waay qaaylo badan yihiin, waa halaq (waxba maba deeqaan).Mid waliba 23 sanno ma dhaafto; markaay hadlayaan kelmada labaadba waa af qalaad.


I am longing to see a xusul baruur, laafyadeeda cirka laga arkaayo, suuro badan, cadar iyo uunsi uu ka soo carfaayo oo markaay qososho malaaigta aay qososhoy. :lol:

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Re: Confessions of a closeted

Postby EvolSyawla » Sat Jul 11, 2015 3:45 am

:lupe: Ouu girl, I know what you mean.



lol "oo markaay qososho malaaigta aay qososhoy"

Awwwwwww :heart:

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Re: Confessions of a closeted

Postby Itrah » Sat Jul 11, 2015 3:48 am

Guys can have kids until they die, for women after ~43 it is time out.

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Re: Confessions of a closeted

Postby EvolSyawla » Sat Jul 11, 2015 3:53 am

I hear the age is 50 now. :whew:

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Re: Confessions of a closeted

Postby MissFiora » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:01 am

#teamsilverfoxes but with older men you have to be docile..I cant see u all submissive Idmanay.

Love Loooooool if we don't have children before our 50s we have to cut our losses and find a place aan Ilahey ku sugnoo. 40 markaan gadho hawo aduunyo inan iska ilaawo ban rabaa.

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Re: Confessions of a closeted

Postby EvolSyawla » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:18 am

loll What?? I was trying to beat the record for oldest pregnant lady - she was 65.


:leon:

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Re: Confessions of a closeted

Postby SiennaEarth » Sat Jul 11, 2015 6:17 am

Lol I used to have a crush on this Somali man that's in his late 40s/early 50's. He was so handsome masha'Allah and he just used to act so sophisticated and grown :lol: :lol:

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Re: Confessions of a closeted

Postby Jabuutawi » Sat Jul 11, 2015 6:31 am

After age 30 men lose testosterone at a higher rate -- belly fat, lethargy, etc. If y'all women want an old man, make sure his prescription drugs coverage is up to date. He will need Viagra to do the freaky.

Guys: There is still hope after 30, talk to your doctor and they will prescribe meds for your Low T. And for God sake, subscribe to Men's Magazine, well worth the information you garner from there.

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Re: Confessions of a closeted

Postby abdikarim86 » Sat Jul 11, 2015 7:12 am

I hear the age is 50 now. :whew:
Only with considerable help like IVF and hormonal treatment.

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Re: Confessions of a closeted

Postby gegiroor » Sat Jul 11, 2015 7:13 am

Sounds like brother Jabuutaawi has all of the information. I will definitely subscribe to Men's Magazine.

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Re: Confessions of a closeted

Postby mahoka » Sat Jul 11, 2015 7:44 am

U looking for a sugar daddy, no surprise Runaway culture is different

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Re: Confessions of a closeted

Postby ZubeirAwal » Sat Jul 11, 2015 7:49 am

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Naa Euro iyo Yuan garanmayee kaalay oo wax noo kari, gaajo baa ii dilay *coughs up phlegm*


^^^^ Idman's husband.

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Re: Confessions of a closeted

Postby Kaafiye » Sat Jul 11, 2015 7:50 am

Idman, I'm sure our generation of Somali men will live up to higher beauty standards :lol:

I will never allow myself to get a belly when I'm 40, inshaAllah :up:


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