I thought it would be fun if I wrote down things I've noticed here and maybe people who have been here recently can add.
1. Men holding hands
2. Like 8 women all next to each other selling petrol.
3. People in the neighbourhood all extremely close and know eachother well.
4. Someone just randomly joining your conversation or adding his two cents without any further consideration.
5. After Asr and before Maqrib is like a sacred shah drinking time. People just sit in bibitos and drink tea waiting for prayer calling.
6. All the xamaalis working in the port all look the same.
( shorts with macawiis, skinny and dark skinned)
7. Girls going to weddings put make up on looking like clowns. ( the huge black eyebrows seems to be a mogadishu trend)
8. Khat is almost only sold by females
9. The police/ military have some really young guys, some look like to be around 15
10. All women have the same type of walk
11. Almost 90% of cars are Toyota

You nailed it!
I like how you talking to your friend and all of the sudden a stranger invites himself to the convo.
One time I was arguing with a police officer and this lady, a passerby, stops and starts to lecture me about respecting the cop. I told her to keep it moving. Lol. Shaqo la'aan.
Another time a teenage Tuktuk driver rear ended my car right in front of Maka Al Mukarama hotel, I got out of the car to talk to dude, and next thing I know 20 dudes surround us each speaking on behalf of the Tuktuk driver. Lol. Everyone was against me cuz I was a foreigner in their eyes.
I told them to fuk off and leave us alone. I spent more time telling random dudes to piss off than talking to the dude that hit my car. Cajiib.