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Remember this when you were younging on the dance floor
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 2:31 pm
by Adali
At some point the dude makes his move and puts his hands on your hips. In no way did your body language suggest that you wanted him to do this, although it's possible that he's mistaken your enthusiastic shuffling for an open invitation to touch you. (Not the same thing!)
He then takes the liberty of moving in closer and putting his frontside against your backside. You're basically immobilized, and this is when you realize that he's got a boner and is pressing it into your ass. He's not even really dancing; he's just standing there...with his boner on you.
This happens to women all the goddamn time at dance shows, and it's annoying, awkward and gross. We've even heard an anecdotal account of a guy who takes Viagra before going out, specifically to do this.
So what should you do?
Black bitches like it, they have something to press up against.
#blackbootiesmatter
Re: Remember this when you were younging on the dance floor
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 2:37 pm
by Idman702
Adali you need a girlfriend ASAP.. I know couple of girls who live in London. They will set you up on a date. Waan ka naxayaa. Take up on my offer waryaa.
Re: Remember this when you were younging on the dance floor
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 2:38 pm
by Adali
Re: Remember this when you were younging on the dance floor
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 2:42 pm
by Idman702
They're beautiful mashallah. But I dont want you to date my friends you creep. They will set you up with other girls. Then you will fall in love, get married and name your first born daughter after me.
Re: Remember this when you were younging on the dance floor
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 2:43 pm
by Adali
I already told you I like the name idman, it is a classy name. But I don't think I will fall in love with a Somali girl from the UK, they are way below me, I will marry a Somali girl from Scandinavia.
Re: Remember this when you were younging on the dance floor
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 2:46 pm
by Idman702
Below you? Is there anything below you other than your shoes? LOL... Ha iska waliin... idman is not my real name. Stop acting basic waryaa and find a girl. This can't be healthy for your health.. You will thank me later...
Re: Remember this when you were younging on the dance floor
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 2:50 pm
by Adali
Below you? Is there anything below you other than your shoes? LOL... Ha iska waliin... idman is not my real name. Stop acting basic waryaa and find a girl. This can't be healthy for your health.. You will thank me later...
Lol, I have nice shoes, would you like to have a closer look ?
Re: Remember this when you were younging on the dance floor
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 3:10 pm
by GAMES
LooL WTF.
Re: Remember this when you were younging on the dance floor
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 5:01 pm
by Idman702
No wonder you never got a girl. Kibir iyo suuro like a jealous wife...
Re: Remember this when you were younging on the dance floor
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 5:44 pm
by AbdiWahab252
1989 waso when I came of age. Tore up the dance floor doing the running man with my Alvis hair cut
Re: Remember this when you were younging on the dance floor
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 5:46 pm
by Idman702
1989 waso when I came of age. Tore up the dance floor doing the running man with my Alvis hair cut
In 1989 you were plotting for isbaaro. The running man wasn't a known dance in Somalia. You were sharpening your pocketknife.
Re: Remember this when you were younging on the dance floor
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 5:50 pm
by AbdiWahab252
Pocket knife was for 1986. Arrows for 1987. 1989 it was the FAL.
Re: Remember this when you were younging on the dance floor
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 7:07 pm
by Adali
No wonder you never got a girl. Kibir iyo suuro like a jealous wife...
Idman, come on now. Are you going to pretend to hook me up with a friend but secretly buy a ticket to London and try to blind date me ?
Re: Remember this when you were younging on the dance floor
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 7:37 pm
by Idman702
No wonder you never got a girl. Kibir iyo suuro like a jealous wife...
Idman, come on now. Are you going to pretend to hook me up with a friend but secretly buy a ticket to London and try to blind date me ?
Oh shidhh. I was about to book my flight.
.
You're to smart...
Re: Remember this when you were younging on the dance floor
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2015 4:10 am
by theyuusuf143
80s kii ma dad noolaabaa halkan inala jooga.