Re: Niggas get married
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 7:09 am
Don't listen to abdiwahab, when the going gets tough man the fuck up and make that shit work. 
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Re: Niggas get married
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 7:13 am
Hambalyo walal remember marriage is the only time you sleep with the enemy
Inshallah am soon to join the club
Inshallah am soon to join the club
Re: Niggas get married
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 7:22 am
Congrats and welcome to the Prison. May your Jailer be kind and merciful. But seriously abti don't have children until after the 2nd year. So this is how it will go:
Day 1 to 3 months - Honeymoon period - everyone on their best behavior
3 months to 6 months - Really getting to know each other. This is when she will start pushing the boundaries to see how far she can go. I recommend establishing boundaries and sticking to them.
6 months to 12 months - Time to evaluate if she is learning or still pushing the boundaries
12 months - She graduates from the Warsheekh Academy with a certificate or she fails (which I then highly recommend you get rid of her).
Abti, if she is Somali, she will try to push boundaries, limit your contact with friends and family and try to get pregnant (because society expects so and if you are a sentimental Farax, she will use Warsheekh Jr. as a weapon to get more out of you).
If she is Svenska, then I wish you good luck as she and you will have a very solid marriage that is already based on a longer term relationship courting period.
Thanks for the input abti. You raised some valid points lol. I refuse to become a doormat thats for sure 
Re: Niggas get married
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 7:22 am
The rest of y'all mahadsanidin 
Re: Niggas get married
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 8:45 am
Mabruuk bro 
dnt listen ur abti abduwahab lol, do what every it takes to make ur marriage successful compromise is the key word, but for now dnt worry abt that enjoy ur honeymoon
dnt listen ur abti abduwahab lol, do what every it takes to make ur marriage successful compromise is the key word, but for now dnt worry abt that enjoy ur honeymoon Re: Niggas get married
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 9:23 am
Re: Niggas get married
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 9:33 am
Warsheekh, ina adeer. Congratulations to your marriage. May you live a happy prosperous life together.. Just to give you the heads up.. You will become a doormat, and you won't even know it.. Be a good boy and embrace it..Congrats and welcome to the Prison. May your Jailer be kind and merciful. But seriously abti don't have children until after the 2nd year. So this is how it will go:
Day 1 to 3 months - Honeymoon period - everyone on their best behavior
3 months to 6 months - Really getting to know each other. This is when she will start pushing the boundaries to see how far she can go. I recommend establishing boundaries and sticking to them.
6 months to 12 months - Time to evaluate if she is learning or still pushing the boundaries
12 months - She graduates from the Warsheekh Academy with a certificate or she fails (which I then highly recommend you get rid of her).
Abti, if she is Somali, she will try to push boundaries, limit your contact with friends and family and try to get pregnant (because society expects so and if you are a sentimental Farax, she will use Warsheekh Jr. as a weapon to get more out of you).
If she is Svenska, then I wish you good luck as she and you will have a very solid marriage that is already based on a longer term relationship courting period.
Re: Niggas get married
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 10:06 am
Congrats walaalkeey. 
Re: Niggas get married
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 10:24 am
The countdown to your divorce begins!
Okay only joking ilaahay idin ma tuso amiin,
Congratulations on your marriage hope you have a long and happy one. Don't you dare fuck it up!
Okay only joking ilaahay idin ma tuso amiin,
Congratulations on your marriage
hope you have a long and happy one. Don't you dare fuck it up! Re: Niggas get married
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 11:44 am
Aww so happy for you Warsheekh.
Mabrook.
Mabrook.
Re: Niggas get married
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 12:09 pm
2015 what a blessed year 
mabruuk walaalayaal both grandpa and warka.
mabruuk walaalayaal both grandpa and warka.
Re: Niggas get married
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 12:18 pm
Hambalyo Ugaas Warsheekh ilahay mid barakaysan hakaaga dhigo.
Let's hope in aad isku qarxisay xabad yaroo mighty bang ah lol no pun intended there matey!
ilahay mid barakaysan hakaaga dhigo.Let's hope in aad isku qarxisay xabad yaroo mighty bang ah lol no pun intended there matey!
Re: Niggas get married
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 1:25 pm
Maa shaa Allah
Re: Niggas get married
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 1:26 pm
Don't listen to abdiwahab, when the going gets tough man the fuck up and make that shit work.
Bit surprised at you there, Susu, agreeing with AbdiWahaab... that's not an accurate representation of a healthy marriage?
Re: Niggas get married
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 1:53 pm
Hahaha as horrible as it sounds although abdiwahab exaggerated a bit there is some truth to it.. But it goes both way.. Both parts figure each other out..Don't listen to abdiwahab, when the going gets tough man the fuck up and make that shit work.
Bit surprised at you there, Susu, agreeing with AbdiWahaab... that's not an accurate representation of a healthy marriage?
I was being sarcastic about the doormat part though..