Its getting real, Marriage is expensive

gegiroor · Postby **gegiroor** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 1:38 pm

Just tell the lady what you have and what you can afford. If she is adamant that she needs to have all of those without contributing to it, that is a sign for trouble.

Sumubaridi · Postby **Sumubaridi** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 1:39 pm

Are you guys aware that you talking to a guy who thought that he was rich because he had $1,800 in his bank account?

$1800 of hard earned money is alot sxb. Alxd I have $1500 dollars hada plus a ticket to Africa. its too much I don't even know how I am going to spend it. Alxamdulillaah. That is Ksh 150,000. I think I can even buy a piece of land or start some business.

BeyondQabil · Postby **BeyondQabil** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 1:51 pm

Haha....buy a piece of land with 150K? Where? You want marry and settle in Kenya?

Sumubaridi · Postby **Sumubaridi** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 1:58 pm

Haha....buy a piece of land with 150K? Where? You want marry and settle in Kenya?

La! naenda kuwatembelea wazazi. 150K ni hella mob bro. Nilitoa Jasho karibu miaka Mmoja kuhifadhi hizo pesa bro. Kupata hela ni Ngumu hapa marekani.

Postby **MujahidAishah** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 2:00 pm

Wtf afkaan naa muxuaha :lupe:

Sumubaridi · Postby **Sumubaridi** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 3:05 pm

Wtf afkaan naa muxuaha

Afswahili weligaa mamaqashay?

TheLoFather · Postby **TheLoFather** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 3:14 pm

Wtf afkaan naa muxuaha
Afswahili weligaa mamaqashay?

Is that the language born out of wedlock between bantu languages and Arabic breast fed and raised on pijin English??

LiquidHYDROGEN · Postby **LiquidHYDROGEN** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 4:20 pm

Just pretend to be ajnabi. She'll marry you for a can of tango apple and yesterday's leftover bariis.

Jokes aside, any women who espects you to break the bank on her wedding is not worth marrying.

MrL0G · Postby **MrL0G** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 5:19 pm

Saboolnimo and faqrinimo ain't a good look.
Only option for you is 'ala kachuu' aka grab and run bride kidnapping.
Kyrgyzstan style. Gather ur fellow iskaabulo homies and go halimo hunting.

If u require a sheikh to do quick nikaax loads in this forum.
If u require a Naag to do the buraanbur loads of kuwa qaylo dheer here.

Ninkii seexdaa sicii dibi buu dhalaa

Machiavelli2 · Postby **Machiavelli2** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 6:12 pm

Sumu

Ina Adeer, tell her you are thinking of organising a crowd funding for your wedding to her, maybe that will make her to reflect and she will give you a discount you can't refuse. Good luck.

gegiroor · Postby **gegiroor** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 9:53 pm

Sumu is really a comedian.

Bro Sumu, you have skills that you are not making use of. I would suggest you to create a blog and publish your story there. Eventually, you will get advertisements once you acquired enough hits.

Additionally, you can create a comedy or shactiro as known in Somali and have people pay for it by coming and listen to you!

If you're fluent in other languages, do the same in those languages as well.

Sumubaridi · Postby **Sumubaridi** » Tue Sep 29, 2015 8:16 am

Sumu is really a comedian.

Bro Sumu, you have skills that you are not making use of. I would suggest you to create a blog and publish your story there. Eventually, you will get advertisements once you acquired enough hits.

Additionally, you can create a comedy or shactiro as known in Somali and have people pay for it by coming and listen to you!

If you're fluent in other languages, do the same in those languages as well.

Ugaas, since truth has become so rare to find, people find it hillarious and funny if you just tell them the truth. Dadkii riwaayad iyo been unbeey kunool yihiin. Markaan kudhahay alxd I have $1800 in my account for the first time since 2009, qosol ayayba kuwaayesheen. see kudhici kartaa? $100K ayaan vacation ku aaday, my dress cost me $10,000. Xitaa kii yaraa ee reer cali suufi kulahaa xitaa $50,000 lacag ma moodo. Waxaad umalaysaa caruurtii ay dhaleen Generals kii kacaanka ee Xoosh kibray,iyo liiqliiqato in ay inta joogaan.

Sxb the truth of the matter is, $10,000 is a lot of money for me. I never had a rich dad and I never inherited anything. The only money that I have earn in my life is through paycheck. When I pay all my expenses, the most i can save waa $500 if I don't pay anything for that month. So it will take me 20 months to Save $10,000.

I don't see anything funny or unrealistic about that. Mindhaa Waad mirqaansantihiin.

CigaalSHiiDaaDCFC · Postby **CigaalSHiiDaaDCFC** » Tue Sep 29, 2015 8:59 am

Loool@ Sumu nd his khiyaali

Sumubaridi · Postby **Sumubaridi** » Tue Sep 29, 2015 9:08 am

Loool@ Sumu nd his khiyaali

Maxaa Khiyaali ah?

KingWaslawi · Postby **KingWaslawi** » Tue Sep 29, 2015 10:08 am

Marka hore sariir raadi
Salli iyo furaash raadi
Saddex daa haddaad waydo
Hadda saantu qodax maaha
Saadaashu guul weeye.

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