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My message to the young xalimos of this forum.

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Re: My message to the young xalimos of this forum.

Postby MissFiora » Thu Oct 01, 2015 4:19 pm

I only use to kick it with the nerdy Faraxs unfortunately for me none of em grew out of their looks nor make 6 figures.
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Easy there recent graduate of Lillaahiya's Institute of Golddigging Finance.

Listen adeer I am a xamaali who believes a Farax isn't a financial plan lol Sperm donors yes.. jar openers yes :geek:

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Re: My message to the young xalimos of this forum.

Postby AgentOfChaos » Thu Oct 01, 2015 4:22 pm

I only use to kick it with the nerdy Faraxs unfortunately for me none of em grew out of their looks nor make 6 figures.
:whoa:
Easy there recent graduate of Lillaahiya's Institute of Golddigging Finance.

Listen adeer I am a xamaali who believes a Farax isn't a financial plan lol Sperm donors yes.. jar openers yes :geek:
I have Ph.D in jar opening, try to contain your orgasm.

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Re: My message to the young xalimos of this forum.

Postby MissFiora » Thu Oct 01, 2015 4:23 pm

Ufff I'm in bed now I have to sleep with the lights on cawa. Istuubidh!

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Re: My message to the young xalimos of this forum.

Postby AgentOfChaos » Thu Oct 01, 2015 4:24 pm

My job is done.

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Re: My message to the young xalimos of this forum.

Postby MissFiora » Thu Oct 01, 2015 4:54 pm

My job is done.
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I couldn't open a jar of pasta sauce ..when I first moved out on my own ..ciil intuu ii qabteey I started crying hehehe So now I know I need a jar opener ..but he has to look like Jonny Bravo ..not no creepy Kurdish looking type ufffff


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Re: My message to the young xalimos of this forum.

Postby AgentOfChaos » Thu Oct 01, 2015 5:26 pm

Whoa, Mama!

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Re: My message to the young xalimos of this forum.

Postby incognito1 » Fri Oct 02, 2015 4:13 am

Find a man or a woman you share humor, lifestyle, food, business, future goals, and family plans with, some one who enjoys travel and understands romance is like tango. Because when the illusions of love and beauty fade and they will, your common interests will keep you strong, and give you the tools to keep rebuilding re inventing yourselves,With age and time.

Now adays sister marry guys they like,and brothers marry sisters they find attractive. These things are temporary, and thats why marriages last for 2 years now aday.

pure wisdom :up:

Most young girls don't know how to cook. 25 year plus old cajuuzo who doesn';t know how to make Malawax? Saddest state of affairs man.


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First of all malawax is diabetes in a dish, second of all why not teach your woman how to cook.

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Re: My message to the young xalimos of this forum.

Postby Inaayah » Fri Oct 02, 2015 4:52 am

Beans & fish fingers iyo chips ban ugu tuuri laha.

Haday gaajo hayso wuu cuni.

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Re: My message to the young xalimos of this forum.

Postby Inaayah » Fri Oct 02, 2015 5:01 am

Jimco jimco na if he behaves he'll get hilib xaniid iyo bariis la huuriyay.

Noteverydaybariis&baasto.

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Re: My message to the young xalimos of this forum.

Postby DisplacedDiraac » Fri Oct 02, 2015 5:26 am

..but he has to look like Jonny Bravo ..not no creepy Kurdish looking type ufffff


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Re: My message to the young xalimos of this forum.

Postby Rambie » Fri Oct 02, 2015 6:00 am

My job is done.
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I couldn't open a jar of pasta sauce ..when I first moved out on my own ..ciil intuu ii qabteey I started crying hehehe So now I know I need a jar opener ..but he has to look like Jonny Bravo ..not no creepy Kurdish looking type ufffff


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:pac:

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Re: My message to the young xalimos of this forum.

Postby Inaayah » Fri Oct 02, 2015 6:11 am

How to open a jar lid without the help of a inkaarqabto man: You just hit the lid against the side of the kitchen worktop, when the lid makes the pop sound you open it.

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Re: My message to the young xalimos of this forum.

Postby TheMightyNomad » Fri Oct 02, 2015 6:20 am

Its actually true, women love men with lacag, power and prestige.

I don't think it depends on your looks or how nerdy you look. If you have any of those things, u can get any Xalimo.

I have seen it with my own eyes Walaahi. This west African dude came to my work with the most beautiful White women i have ever seen.

She was tall, had blonde hair and blue eyes, she was the typical Northern euro with a perfect perfect body and form.

She was only with him because he owned a successful company.
I am extremely superficial. I don't care about how successful a man is if he hedious ..he's hedious can't look past it. The West African u speak of probably used sixir on her they are notorious for that ama Blondie has jungle fever and wanted a Mandingo warrior.
Im just curious tho. From what standard do you rate good looks from when it comes to Somali men. Because from what i noticed with xalimos in the west this usually implies anything that doesnt look typically somali. In otherwords western xalimos would rate your looks based on how Black American you look or how Arab you look or how indian you look.

Which is why the only pictures you see on somali beauty pages of Somali men who are half breeds or look AA , Arab or Indian :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hopefully Abaayo you're not one of them. A typical somali looking Farax will suit you!!


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Re: My message to the young xalimos of this forum.

Postby Rambie » Fri Oct 02, 2015 6:21 am

How to open a jar lid without the help of a inkaarqabto man: You just hit the lid against the side of the kitchen worktop, when the lid makes the pop sound you open it.

Or ...

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Re: My message to the young xalimos of this forum.

Postby Inaayah » Fri Oct 02, 2015 6:22 am

I can assemble any piece of furniture together, anything a Faarax can do, Inaayah can do it ten times better.

Ilaahay rag nama bado. :blessed:


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