Sir Luggoyo

[kambuli]

Altimo Fiino Atoorihii waa dhintey

Shaahii ma dhamaysatay.?

Maxaadse ula safnayd Ina Baxar? Haweenkaa loo hiilayaa weligaa.

[xoogSADE14]

[quote="kambuli"

Maxaadse ula safnayd Ina Baxar? Haweenkaa loo hiilayaa weligaa. [/quote]

like me right

[kambuli]

Xoog,

No you were dhexdhexaad, which is fine.

[Ina Baxar]

Loooooooool@ altimo fino atoorihi waa dhintay> Filinku wu inaga xumaaday , happy ending -ga ayay dadku jecel yihin

[Ina Baxar]

Waryahee, ma kuuwi maraykan ku keenay baa kuugu sheekayay computer-ka wax laga wasa?

[Ina Baxar]

Waryee, maxa kaa xanajiyay niyoow, xalay adigu miyaanad odhan midgan baan aho thank you USA for bringing me here. Maanta , I was born here baad socota miya?

[Ina Baxar]

Marduuf , inaad reer bari tahay ba kugu caddaatee, waxan ku idhi , can't you hold a conversation with anyone , without insulting him/her.
Number 2 , where did I say I hate the US?

[Ina Baxar]

Those who say wacdalle , are generally reer bari , marduufow.
You seem to be a very angry young person , I don't the roots of all your hate , laakiin may Allah help you <-- trying to stay as civilized as possible.

[Globetrotter-]

Kambuli,

Something happened in Mogadishu recently:

Qolo reer xamar ah ayaa waxaa u soo dhacay tuug aan qori wadanin. People in Mogadishu are used to thugs armed and this thief had no weapons. The reer xamar people stood up and cheered:

Xageed jirtey adiga!
Soo dhowow!
Waa lagu waayey!

Apparently the notion of a thief without a gun was overwhelming

[Ina Baxar]

, very funny globe

[Globetrotter-]

Ina baxar, here comes another one from Mogadishu.

The business of grave digging is a big one in Mogadishu with all the deaths carried out by moryans.

An asharaf guys dies and the gravediggers asked for 30 dollars. While asharafs were burying their dead- a group of habar gidir bodies are brought to the graveyard. The gravediggers greets them and tells them it would cost them 10 dollars each.

The confused Asharaf asks why are you charging the habar gidir's a lower price?

The gravedigger says "You fool, I am giving them a discount bcause they are regulars"

It is called pricing strategy

[Mad_Dog206]

here is another funny story.

out of all the somali people, abgaal woman r the most freakist and free sexual minded..infact the whole abgaal people are. there was an army base near jowhar and the abgaal villages were unofficial brothels.

this one soldier goes to his young ladybird country bumbkin and starts doin her in the same hut her mom is sleepin in, her mom hears the noise and wakes up.

here is the story in HAWIYE tongue



Mom: AY TUXUBAY (young girl)

Girl: YA HABARO (old woman)

Mom: XAA YEERAAYO

Girl: ASKARI DOWLAA MA HAAN QOOMBAARO

Mom: XUU RIBIYAA (maxuu rabaa)

Girl: DHEEROW RIBIYAA (he wants ceeb)

Mom: YAMA SIISOO (ma siisid)

Girl: YAMA SIIHAA, MINAAN DHEEROW DHIIBAA CADAW NUURKII MA HAAN INDHA KA BIRIQSINAA SIIHAA (i want give him ceeb and if i was givin ceeb, i would give it an abgaal)

[Sir-Luggoyo]

[quote="Globetrotter-"]Kambuli,

Something happened in Mogadishu recently:

Qolo reer xamar ah ayaa waxaa u soo dhacay tuug aan qori wadanin. People in Mogadishu are used to thugs armed and this thief had no weapons. The reer xamar people stood up and cheered:

Xageed jirtey adiga!
Soo dhowow!
Waa lagu waayey!

Apparently the notion of a thief without a gun was overwhelming [/quote]



That is classic. They must've given him everything he asked for free, they must've missed him. Damn.

Kambuli,

Actually I wasn't siding with neither of you but merely enjoying how events were unfolding and the shukaansi was processing, but you both disappointed me. I hate sad endings

[kambuli]

Glo,

That was a good one.

But I believe Reer Xamar are samarter than faro dheer. They value their life. That is why they do not die for something they can replace. Remember the story "Xaggees geynaa" ? Suuqa lee ma geynaayoo?

Sir,

It was not a bad ending. As the saying goes "Balaayo daaman la qabtay leedahay ee dabo la qabto ma leh". Marba haddii ay sheeko kale iyo duul kale oo la hadlay ay meesha soo gashay, maxaa I dhigey? Intey goori goor tahay sow inaan ka alaab uruursado maaha