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So not all old people then? Caruur badan dhal, so you don't go stinking up the bus.

Too many kids will send you to an early grave, 2-3 is the magic number. I wouldnt want to burden my children so, hopefilly i'll get myself a beachside house and a a personal assistant somewhere with a warm climate. If I can afford that I'll take a one way flight to Switzerland/Belgium lol

Futurist Sxb I am going to retire early, I will retire by my early 50s insha Allah

Biba .. Be careful man, I know I would be terrified too if I were in ur situation you got kids to raise thou africa isn't a bad place if you have money.

I worked with an Cadaan guy who saw his mother slowly and painfully die of cancer. He only had one daughter and she was an Caasi. He said he would blow his brains out when he could no longer support himself. Suicide is forbidden in Islam but if it wasn't, I wouldn't think twice about it if I reached a certain age and no one depended on me anymore.

Prison ain't as bad as people make it out to be, in the First World anyway. A friend of mine did time in California before emigrating to the UK and lived to tell the tale without any anal scars. He joined the Muslim Brothers and kept himself to himself. However, if you are soft then you run the risk of getting in touch with your feminine side.

How isn't it bad when you are told when to eat, go outside, play, no phone, internet, tv or family memeber, Aniga I would be too depressed to live I would have committed suicide

Yeaah chelski bro i know. My kids aint here with me tho they're in nairobi.

prison in the uk aint shit. Its chill tbh but idk bout in the states lol none of that rape shit doesnt happen here. I been for a close to a year then got dped straight after with nothin. Overall more than a year. Chelski bro wtf suicide aa

If you look anything like HayWires depiction, stay well away from prison.

Scared of being a failure. Qof faciis kaharay. That's the only thing that keeps me up at night. Nothing else really frightens me.

Biba .. lol, well I amnt sure if I would but that's how much I hate jails sxb . Again isn't about the rape thing being in a 4 by 4 cell for the rest of ur life specially if you were given a live sentence

Ps, if your kids are in Nairobi isn't that bad if they kick you out just go to Nairobi nd chill them

Scared of being a failure. Qof faciis kaharay. That's the only thing that keeps me up at night. Nothing else really frightens me.

Frist step quit ur balwad bro

Blue

Apart from the lack of Xalimos and internet access; I would be relatively OK with three meals a day, roof over my head, religious material and last but not least access to the library. But having no contact with stimulating people would be a pain.

Bibs

You know the drill. My other friend did time and the nigga used to get high when he got transferred to an open prison from Scrubs.

Wormwood Scrubs was also full of Skinnies when he went in and he felt right at home. Heck I heard even some Cadaans would convert to Islam to become one of the brothers.

True, but i am talking about, looking at your peers and seeing them buying their first home, getting married, settling down.

And then you are like...Fuck...i got a lot of catching up to do.

Biba .. lol, well I amnt sure if I would but that's how much I hate jails sxb . Again isn't about the rape thing being in a 4 by 4 cell for the rest of ur life specially if you were given a live sentence

Ps, if your kids are in Nairobi isn't that bad if they kicked you out just go to Nairobi nd chill them

Saas aa sameyay straight away marki kowaad ee ii soo tarxiileen lol qeyr batay ee ahed bo gabar aa ii dhalaatay. Out of the 3 years they gave me 2 of em i was in nai.

Zumaale its chill i been scrubs for 2months or so. Its calm if u know the right people and/or not a flower but the fucked thing everything is sold/avaible in the masjid. Drugs, drink and if u wanna try find a phone. Alot of people convert lol white black n nonmuslim asians and the halal food is abit better they say.

To much rasclart info lol

Blue

Apart from the lack of Xalimos and internet access; I would be relatively OK with three meals a day, roof over my head, religious material and last but not least access to the library. But having no contact with stimulating people would be a pain.

Bibs

You know the drill. My other friend did time and the nigga used to get high when he got transferred to an open prison from Scrubs.

Wormwood Scrubs was also full of Skinnies when he went in and he felt right at home. Heck I heard even some Cadaans would convert to Islam to become one of the brothers.

The food is shit too lol .. But I wouldn't mind as much if I lived in Belgium I heard your gurl can visit you nd there's a sex room in the prison where you are allowed to bang her

Biba .. If they deported you how did you come back? I think here if u're deported you are deported for good

Games, I got you sxb, keep hussling

All my fears are very rational.

claustophobia,my God .Big people,snakes

All my fears are very rational.

claustophobia,my God .Big people,snakes

is that a sneak diss aimed at basra?