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Could you help me out of this hole???
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 7:48 am
by TheLoFather
Last night, after being sick all day with the flu, the wife asked me to wash the dishes and then went to bed. I said I couldn't because I had a large, important assignment for work that needed to get done.
She woke up a couple of hours later to find me eating junk food on the couch and watching a film called "the Man who would be king"
She has not spoken to me since, what can I do to help me dig me out of this hole?
Re: Could you help me out of this hole???
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 7:55 am
by Hyperactive
get a dish washer for your self man. that is easy fix for your lazyness but in long term you cannot get away with it.
by the way; you just two of you, why each not clean after themselves why will be any dishes on the sink?
cup ka an biyaha ko 3abo iu wash it, dry it and put it back. same as my boorish bowl and spoon. once i done i just clean it dry it and put it back in it's place.
Re: Could you help me out of this hole???
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 8:23 am
by TheLoFather
get a dish washer for your self man. that is easy fix for your lazyness but in long term you cannot get away with it.
by the way; you just two of you, why each not clean after themselves why will be any dishes on the sink?
cup ka an biyaha ko 3abo iu wash it, dry it and put it back. same as my boorish bowl and spoon. once i done i just clean it dry it and put it back in it's place.
Walaahi bro, under normal circumstances this wouldn't be a problem but yesterday her family visited us, unannounced (well... they called to say they coming on the last minute) and they ate like they were eating for the whole village.!
Re: Could you help me out of this hole???
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 8:31 am
by Hyperactive
war ka hishood dadka hidid ka tiheen. i sleep very little at night, some times foodleyda walalahey, stay late and make mess in the kitchen while maids sleep. wan so daga and clean it and sanitize the kitchen countertops while people sleep. i just cannot wait some one to do it if i see that in the kitchen. i yell at the foodley too for being unconsidered and leave it to the maids.
in la isku nahareesto o la isku turo ba fi'an.
i advice you to let her happy, clean the kitchen deeply and sanitize it and back her lunch and get her ready her breakfast. i do not know how two people isqaba not to speak each other. i cannot even stand if co-worker is upset at me and not talking to me.
Re: Could you help me out of this hole???
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 8:54 am
by MujahidAishah
Marriage is a war zone meesha waa colaad..
But clean the whole house and take her out for a meal and a bit of dancing down a nightclub perfect Saturday night out

Re: Could you help me out of this hole???
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:31 am
by TheLoFather
Marriage is a war zone meesha waa colaad..
But clean the whole house and take her out for a meal and a bit of dancing down a nightclub perfect Saturday night out

I would have taken your advice seriously if it wasn't for you Avatar!
Lol @sanitise kulaha , waar hyperoow, waar dee we don't live in a hospitaal, waar anaku fairy liquid uunbaa nu heeysanaa, Dettol iyo waxaas shaqo kuma lihin.
Re: Could you help me out of this hole???
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:10 am
by Dior
It's a minor thing,just sleep with 1 eye open for couple nights
Re: Could you help me out of this hole???
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:15 am
by Susu000
Oh boy you got a handful if she's angry overnight for some unwashed dishes.. You didn't wash them, I hope she's starving you today
Re: Could you help me out of this hole???
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:53 am
by AyeeyoH
Way ka aamustay markaasad isku dhex yaacdey.Labadiinuba isma dhaantan.
Dee la hadal..maxa adigu iyada ka sugaysa.
Weel yaro xun baa la isku haysta dad waaweyn oo 30ki dhaafey.

Re: Could you help me out of this hole???
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 11:32 am
by MujahidAishah
Lodoon take my advice islaanta will be doing the exact same thing as my avatar at the end of the night

Re: Could you help me out of this hole???
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 11:40 am
by TheLoFather
Dior and susu xaasid waxa la dhaho ma taqaanaan?... If not look into the mirror!
Granny you sound like salool always kicking a man in the balls... But xaaladu sidaa moodey Maaha! Only warqadaha uunbeey uu gu qoranyihiin 33jir ee ma aha.
Teeda kale I don't think she angry about the weelka but me lying to her (very much not me as I hardly ever lie to her) might why she's feeling bit Pissed Off!
Re: Could you help me out of this hole???
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 11:40 am
by TheLoFather
Re: Could you help me out of this hole???
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 11:46 am
by MujahidAishah
Don't worry wait for my radio show at 9pm

I have a song dedicated to you and islaanta
Re: Could you help me out of this hole???
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 11:55 am
by Susu000
Dior and susu xaasid waxa la dhaho ma taqaanaan?... If not look into the mirror!
Granny you sound like salool always kicking a man in the balls... But xaaladu sidaa moodey Maaha! Only warqadaha uunbeey uu gu qoranyihiin 33jir ee ma aha.
Teeda kale I don't think she angry about the weelka but me lying to her (very much not me as I hardly ever lie to her) might why she's feeling bit Pissed Off!
I'm not xaasid, just sasab her.. Or pretend your sick then she has to look after you and you will make peace.
Take som vinto and xooga ku daadi the toilet and say you vomited some blood.
Re: Could you help me out of this hole???
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:20 pm
by AyeeyoH
Sussi, you're advicing him to lie even more
lodoon, nacasnimada nin yahow nagala tag.I love silent treament.Walle bil baan ka aamusi laha anigu.Qofka sidaada oo kale oo jilicsan naaguhu way ku dul socdaan.
Dhower buug so qaado oo isk dhig qof ayna ka qasneen ba.Show her who is the man of the house..hadi kale sida dacsada ayey kugu dul socon maalin kasta.