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Somalia is a restaurant, where the most famished come to eat, the president is the head chef. the prime minister and the speaker of parliament are the line cooks, the members of parliament are the waiters and waitrasses.Anyone none somali is a valued customer, our once proud and brave armed forces are mere bus boys and dish washers. our sovereignty, our resources, our land, our sea, our deen and our existence are the main courses,while we the people are the beggars who hound these poor customers outside the restaurant. clan elders are self appointed food inspectors who are on the take. the sanitary conditions of the restaurant are unacceptable,all types of bacterias live here. Food poisoning is the norm, although the worst kind is al shabaab which only affects the innocent.

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The "Woe is me" rhetoric only works when the people themselves aren't responsible for their predicament Everything happening to Somalis today is directly caused by Somalis.

LooL do they serve Canjeero, Bariis iyo Baasto in that restaurant?

I do come only if the manager can guarantee me that I won't be sited next to AMISOM table.

Only suicidal people dine in Somalia

The menu must be called 4.5 (malawax, canjeero, cambulo, baasto iyo nus mos nooh)

I do come only if the manager can guarantee me that I won't be sited next to AMISOM table.

Only suicidal people dine in Somalia

The menu must be called 4.5 (malawax, canjeero, cambulo, baasto iyo nus mos nooh)

I do come only if the manager can guarantee me that I won't be sited next to AMISOM table.

Only suicidal people dine in Somalia

The menu must be called 4.5 (malawax, canjeero, cambulo, baasto iyo nus mos nooh)

I do come only if the manager can guarantee me that I won't be sited next to AMISOM table.

Only suicidal people dine in Somalia

The menu must be called 4.5 (malawax, canjeero, cambulo, baasto iyo nus mos nooh)