The Medical Profession have weighed in on the Tory Governments new health care proposals:
The Allergists are scratching their heads,
The Dermatologists have advised not to make any Rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it,
The neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a Misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the
Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole Idea was madness,
The Radiologists could see right through It.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The ENT Specialists wouldn't hear of it.
The Internists thought it was a bitter Pill to swallow,
The Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new Face on the matter....
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,
The Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anaesthetists said they would sleep on it and thought the whole idea was a gas,
And the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Whitehall.