#true story.
A few years ago a Somali guy in London invited a group of elders and Somali men to a Pakistani restaurant.the fellow told them he would be launching his Somali presidential election bid.the night of the invitation came.the elders turned up.the fellow went awol,but the food had been prepared beforehand(several hundred pounds).the Pakistanis became agitated.the elders did not know what to do,so in the end they were forced to pay for the food.still no sign of Mr president!upon further investigation it turned out that the fellow was slightly I'll,yacni not altogether there.
