Could you give me a good excuse to tell my wife so that I can go the maqaayad to watch the Arsenal V Barca game!!!

[TheLoFather]

Thank you in Advance.

[Hyperactive]

you do not have cable/satellite dish?

if what you write here true, i would say; war tano ko 3adabtay. war nin weyn ba tahaye naftaada wah ka qabo.

no internet, no tv, soon she will take your cell phone.

[Sumubaridi]

Waxaa tiraah Masjidka ayaan aadayaah oo Muxaadaro kajirtaah. Salaada kusootuko masjidka. Hadii ay kutiraah kudhaaro in aad masjidka jirtay, waxaa tiraah wallaahi masjidka ayaan tagay. Waana run masjidka waad tagtay lol

[TheLoFather]

you do not have cable/satellite dish?

if what you write here true, i would say; war tano ko 3adabtay. war nin weyn ba tahaye naftaada wah ka qabo.

no internet, no tv, soon she will take your cell phone.

I sometimes wish she had taken the cell phone away from me because then she would have find it hard to trace me and my whereabouts....she uses the phone as a tagging device constantly calling and texting me to ask where I am at.

Yeah wwalaahi we have no TV at home she says tv is a mind control device by the establishment to keep us dump.

[TheLoFather]

Waxaa tiraah Masjidka ayaan aadayaah oo Muxaadaro kajirtaah. Salaada kusootuko masjidka. Hadii ay kutiraah kudhaaro in aad masjidka jirtay, waxaa tiraah wallaahi masjidka ayaan tagay. Waana run masjidka waad tagtay lol

Masajidku waa 2 minutes walk from our house she will go there to see if I am telling the truth!

[Hyperactive]

you do not have cable/satellite dish?

if what you write here true, i would say; war tano ko 3adabtay. war nin weyn ba tahaye naftaada wah ka qabo.

no internet, no tv, soon she will take your cell phone.

I sometimes wish she had taken the cell phone away from me because then she would have find it hard to trace me and my whereabouts....she uses the phone as a tagging device constantly calling and texting me to ask where I am at.

Yeah wwalaahi we have no TV at home she says tv is a mind control device by the establishment to keep us dump.

wallah you are sincere , honest person. i tried to give you hard time but i cannot bro.

Allah khair ha ko seeyo.

[HooBariiska]

Tell her geelii baan soo raacayaa

[TheLoFather]

Hyper you could not guess the real reason (not the one she gives) why we dont have a tv anymore!

Dont tell anyone but I think she just dont want us paying the tv licence fee

[TheLoFather]

Tell her geelii baan soo raacayaa

Sxb she knows very well that I am allergic to geela....she ain't that dump to fall for that

[Hyperactive]

ladoon, your wife is very stingy man. ma faqr bey ko so kortay? wa mahay sidan?

[InaSamaale]

Lo'da, why can't you just be honest? :/

[MujahidAishah]

tell her naya I'm going to watch the game Naa dhaaf balayaada ley soo xeero geliye..if you don't like it sedex baan ku raacin orod gurgiiga abahaa niicda la qaabo Sxb

Your wlc in advance

[MujahidAishah]

First half nearly finished no goals live and direct from BT sport

I have a lovely idea if you have gym pass tell her you going gym they have sky sports and BT sport at the gym

[Timiro1999]

Tell her geelii baan soo raacayaa

Sxb she knows very well that I am allergic to geela....she ain't that dump to fall for that

Hadaad geeli jire ahaan lahayd xaaskaga kamaad baqateen.
Waar lo'da iska xaraash oo geel iibso cawaandi baad noqon doontaye.

[Amira143]