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Walahi I've had enough calcaal calcaal I don't want calcaal I try to get away from that IRL and I come on here

Morning :- I don't have money to get married
Mid-day :- I have money for meher and a mattress to fuck on
Evening :- no I don't have money for the mattress

War I don't give a fuck ayeeyda uu sheeg

Fuckyahow sida dumarka uu calcaala

You forgot.
Night :- Alx Iam rich I have 3000$ in my savings account.
Dawn- How much does a property in Kenya cost?

Maybe if people actually understood how great the reward for taking on a widow and raising an orphan/s (Fi'sibililah) was they wouldn't say what they say. *shrugs*

Niiga is not sincere huuno my toe nail is more sincere than him.. He wants a widow that had a religious husband if that's the case she would marry his brothers instead of a gaajo like this..

He doesn't want to fork out that much but a garoob is a garoob widow or not

He annoys me to the point I want to spit in his face

I'm done with this nigga and his calcaal

Waar fuck you and your calcaal man the fuck up

Bal islaantaan maxaa kaqaldan. Ma anigaa kaa codsaday aqri topic yadeyda. Obvious you find them interesting that is why you read them. Soodhawoow huuno. ii raaxayso.

To Others---

Your "He needs financial support from a Widow" goes against my religious believes and more core values as man with big Xiniinyo. I don't even ask for Support from the United States of America and you think I will eat xoolo Naag sooshaqaysay. I already have a hooyo so do not want any woman to feed me like she is my hooyo. Anyway-- I will call it maskax dumar marka halkaas ayaan uga gudbayaah.

Now to make it easier for you, this is why I need a widow ofcourse with no children. Xaqa agoonta maba kasoobixi karo. what if one day I eat few of their grapes in the fridge and go to Jahanam for it.

Garoob is out of the Question ofcourse. I mean can you imagine if the EX comes home while I am not there to see his kids and shaydaan gets hold of them. I mean naag ninkale in uu arko xaq uleeyahay dee ninbay kaala dhaxaysaa------


So my other option becomes a widow ( 19-23 years old) who was married to wiil wadaad ah oo sifiican diinteeda iyo akhlaaqdeeda usoodhawray markaas kadhintay oo 6 FT kahooseeya. That would be nice maasha allah.

And all this time I was under the impression you wanted a widow WITH kids.

And all this time I was under the impression you wanted a widow WITH kids.

No honey. He wants to marry a widow without kids because he doesn't want a garoob because he thinks she will hook up with her children's father whilst Sumu is at home. He doesn't know the father can pick up his kids and take them to his place or outdoor activities LOL

And all this time I was under the impression you wanted a widow WITH kids.

No honey. He wants to marry a widow without kids because he doesn't want a garoob because he thinks she will hook up with her children's father whilst Sumu is at home. He doesn't know the father can pick up his kids and take them to his place or outdoor activities LOL

pick them up from where? My house? that means he will becoming to my house at his free will or call my woman to tell her he is on his way. Also, if one of the kids needs to talk to him or sick, she will call him and talk to him. In other words he has free access to my woman and my home anytime he wants. ahahahahaha even contemplating and imagining that happening is making me sick now as I type.

Sumu by financial reasons, I meant that you won't have to pay a lot of money for meher iyo sooryo. I know that you do not take money from others. Raali noqo

And all this time I was under the impression you wanted a widow WITH kids.

No honey. He wants to marry a widow without kids because he doesn't want a garoob because he thinks she will hook up with her children's father whilst Sumu is at home. He doesn't know the father can pick up his kids and take them to his place or outdoor activities LOL

What if the dead fathers ghost comes back to haunt him, uu ghost guriga u dhex cararo habeenkii

Oh dear! Your topics are like xaar intaas oo dhuksi hareeraha ka soo maraan.

Oh dear! Your topics are like xaar intaas oo dhuksi hareeraha ka soo maraan.

Horta magac lafahmi karo sooqaado lab ama dhadig

Summu

Ina Adeer, how come the widows you fancy are younger (19-23) than the single girls you desire to marry? Ma waxaa rabtaa mid ninku wadno xannuun aga dhintey soon after his Meher? Who will be the next group of women on your radar? You aren't serious, riwaayaddana is extremely enjoyable. Bal noo wad sheekada?

Summu

Ina Adeer, how come the widows you fancy are younger (19-23) than the single girls you desire to marry? Ma waxaa rabtaa mid ninku wadno xannuun aga dhintey soon after his Meher? Who will be the next group of women on your radar? You aren't serious, riwaayaddana is extremely enjoyable. Bal noo wad sheekada?

Good question.. His more likely to find widows who are 60 and above. Any young widow would have lost her husband tragically in some accident..

Summu

Ina Adeer, how come the widows you fancy are younger (19-23) than the single girls you desire to marry? Ma waxaa rabtaa mid ninku wadno xannuun aga dhintey soon after his Meher? Who will be the next group of women on your radar? You aren't serious, riwaayaddana is extremely enjoyable. Bal noo wad sheekada?

Fiiri, I said I need a girl that is 23 years old because I assume they are still young and naïve at that age. Once she got married, she has to go down a little bit younger. I mean she cannot claim young if she is already married dee. See maths?

The problem is in your mind, until you correct that, you'll never get anywhere. It's a combination of fear and a serious lack of experience in courtship mostly stemming from low self-esteem, there is no commodity in this world more plentiful and easy then women, to make it even easier for the likes of you, they come blessed with biological ticking time-bomb that activates once she hits into her late 20's

She will descend into an almighty mid-life crisis were everything becomes a fire-sale at rock bottom bargain prices, it's crazy stuff! I have seen them in my own eyes earnestly converting Gaalo, settling for hood lumps, even open to becoming second wife's and here you are complaining, cajiib.

Summu

Ina Adeer, how come the widows you fancy are younger (19-23) than the single girls you desire to marry? Ma waxaa rabtaa mid ninku wadno xannuun aga dhintey soon after his Meher? Who will be the next group of women on your radar? You aren't serious, riwaayaddana is extremely enjoyable. Bal noo wad sheekada?

Fiiri, I said I need a girl that is 23 years old because I assume they are still young and naïve at that age. Once she got married, she has to go down a little bit younger. I mean she cannot claim young if she is already married dee. See maths?

You have no idea about woman do you?
Divorcee are more picky than never been married woman because they're more experienced and know what they want.
They won't settle for anyone just because they been married.
A girl who been divorced young has nothing to worry about and certainly would not lower her standards because of it.
God for bid but if I got divorced I would certainly not settle down for nothing less than a man I love and want. And would not marry over 40 insecure-stingy-sexist -inadequate-little man - I rather be single.

Summu

Ina Adeer, how come the widows you fancy are younger (19-23) than the single girls you desire to marry? Ma waxaa rabtaa mid ninku wadno xannuun aga dhintey soon after his Meher? Who will be the next group of women on your radar? You aren't serious, riwaayaddana is extremely enjoyable. Bal noo wad sheekada?

Fiiri, I said I need a girl that is 23 years old because I assume they are still young and naïve at that age. Once she got married, she has to go down a little bit younger. I mean she cannot claim young if she is already married dee. See maths?

You have no idea about woman do you?
Divorcee are more picky than never been married woman because they're more experienced and know what they want.
They won't settle for anyone just because they been married.
A girl who been divorced young has nothing to worry about and certainly would not lower her standards because of it.
God for bid but if I got divorced I would certainly not settle down for nothing less than a man I love and want. And would not marry over 40 insecure-stingy-sexist -inadequate-little man - I rather be single.

I don't think divorced women has many choices to pick from runtii. It does not matter what you want and what you think. You have Garoob stamped on your resume and what you pick from depends on who even applies first. Your choices depends on how many men are ready to settle for a divorced woman. Lets say 3 of them talk to you in a year ( Mid tuur leh, Mid duq ah and mid naag leh). So your standard will let you pick from those three. I like to drive Ferrari and Lamborghini. Does that mean my standard is high even though I know I might not drive one of them? No. it means I am delutional. I am 40 years old, divorced twice and someone will really have to do a lot of margics to convince me to settle for a 24 year old garoob. Now think about what the 30s, 20s and 19s who have not been married will say