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I'm at the top of this hill and these teenage Somali girls are playing their shit music out loud. This is meant to be a peaceful spot with a nice view. They are ruining it. Luckily I have headphones. Shall I tell them? What if they push me down the hill and I die? Heelpp. f-king xayawaans bila manners!!!

I approached them. I'm still alive.

Annoying little skits all over the place.
Why don't you go over to them and instead of telling them off, just let out a nasty fart lol ku dhex dhuus and they will definitely clear the area.

Annoying little skits all over the place.
Why don't you go over to them and instead of telling them off, just let out a nasty fart lol ku dhex dhuus and they will definitely clear the area.

lmfao hahahahhahahha

They are proper ruining it though. I'd like to take off my headphones but can't. :@

It stopped!!!!!!!

Dhuuso always does the trick

How's your day going anyway? Hope you are having a blast and what should we could ya? Your name is a bit out there, what's up with it?

And are the rumours true, they said waad yara kulushahay?

Dhuuso always does the trick

How's your day going anyway? Hope you are having a blast and what should we could ya? Your name is a bit out there, what's up with it?

And are the rumours true, they said waad yara kulushahay?

U wot m8? Maan ku fahmin. Yeah everyone knows my name. I share too much personal info. Need to stop. And yh im havintg a gd day even tho the hill was shit. Omw to get some Red Velvet Cake to treat myself altho I don't really need treating if u kno what I mean

Who said waan kululahay? I dunno. I'm def not the opposite.

Btw you can't force dhuuso as far as I knw. lol

Dhuuso always does the trick :

How's your day going anyway? Hope you are having a blast and what should we could ya? Your name is a bit out there, what's up with it?

And are the rumours true, they said waad yara kulushahay?

U wot m8? Maan ku fahmin. Yeah everyone knows my name. I share too much personal info. Need to stop. And yh im havintg a gd day even tho the hill was shit. Omw to get some Red Velvet Cake to treat myself altho I don't really need treating if u kno what I mean

Who said waan kululahay? I dunno. I'm def not the opposite.

Btw you can't force dhuuso as far as I knw. lol

I meant waad kulushahay as in I have been told you are a hotty
shit, your somali is on point, thou I would get away with the odd teaser.

who is everyone sxb? You haven't come across my department as far as I know, u definitely haven't been debriefed by the Agent himself, so,


Lool don't ever attempt to do that, it migh backfire ahahaha!

Dhuuso always does the trick :

How's your day going anyway? Hope you are having a blast and what should we could ya? Your name is a bit out there, what's up with it?

And are the rumours true, they said waad yara kulushahay?

U wot m8? Maan ku fahmin. Yeah everyone knows my name. I share too much personal info. Need to stop. And yh im havintg a gd day even tho the hill was shit. Omw to get some Red Velvet Cake to treat myself altho I don't really need treating if u kno what I mean

Who said waan kululahay? I dunno. I'm def not the opposite.

Btw you can't force dhuuso as far as I knw. lol

I meant waad kulushahay as in I have been told you are a hotty
shit, your somali is on point, thou I would get away with the odd teaser.

who is everyone sxb? You haven't come across my department as far as I know, u definitely haven't been debriefed by the Agent himself, so,


Lool don't ever attempt to do that, it migh backfire ahahaha!

Who told you that?

My Somali is gd so maaha. The elders are always telling me.

Would you two mind taking this to the luuq, please? Thanks in advance.

Would you two mind taking this to the luuq, please? Thanks in advance.

Ilaahaw nimaan waxba ogayn ha cadaabin ahahah!

^ The clueless shall inherit the earth!

Would you two mind taking this to the luuq, please? Thanks in advance.

We already did. Joking. It's not like that. He's a decent bloke.