What happened when I met my secondary school crush while with the wife....

[TheLoFather]

Yesterday I went to my parents home where I grew up and in that neighbourhood lived my school crush. It was
as we approached the communal car park that I saw her.
Thinking that She too must have moved on and that she lives somewhere else, you can imagine my shock, my eyes widden and my heart bumbing, thinking and praying that she would not recognise me, I heard " you are just as ugly as you was years ago – just a little bit more chubby"

It was then I got really surprised at the fact that my wife found that comment to be funny and introduced her self to my school crush.

[lifeisbloodyhard]

^^She called you ugly? Lies!!

[TheLoFather]

^^She called you ugly? Lies!!

I am told that when a female calls a male ugly, she means "a really"!

[Hyperactive]

you have to "insert" your wife in every topic!!! smh.

[TheLoFather]

you have to "insert" your wife in every topic!!! smh.

Only when she is be a 'slave' driver!

[lifeisbloodyhard]

^^She called you ugly? Lies!!

I am told that when a female calls a male ugly, she means "a really"!

She was clearly joking. Gosh I am so slow.

[TheLoFather]

Huuno don't be harsh on your self, untill you meet your school crush looking all so fine!

[InaSamaale]

Huuno don't be harsh on your self, untill you meet your school crush looking all so fine!

Your spouse should be the most beautiful person to you. Isku xishood.

[TheLoFather]

Huuno don't be harsh on your self, untill you meet your school crush looking all so fine!

Your spouse should be the most beautiful person to you. Isku xishood.

Dee she is Not, my mother is the most beautiful woman in the world ( I sometimes think ineey dhaxashey quruxdii Nabi Yuusuf C.S. )
if you could see me no doubt you would agree

[lifeisbloodyhard]

Huuno don't be harsh on your self, untill you meet your school crush looking all so fine!

Your spouse should be the most beautiful person to you. Isku xishood.

There's nothing wrong with what he said. He can and will still find other women attractive even though he is married. Completely normal. I'd be the same. As long as one just looks and doesn't touch, wa all good in the hood.

[Sumubaridi]

Huuno don't be harsh on your self, untill you meet your school crush looking all so fine!

Your spouse should be the most beautiful person to you. Isku xishood.

Dee she is Not, my mother is the most beautiful woman in the world ( I sometimes think ineey dhaxashey quruxdii Nabi Yuusuf C.S. )
if you could see me no doubt you would agree

That is normal sxb. Remember the girl who took my first ever love letter to the head-teacher and I was humiliated infront of 500 students ( Semila)?. Even though she is 36, with 4 kids and as Fat as a hippo, when I see her, those memories of her young smile comes to my memory. I get that heart bit all the time when I go home. High school first crush is something else. Its just stupid.

[lifeisbloodyhard]

That is normal sxb. Remember the girl who took my first ever love letter to the head-teacher and I was humiliated infront of 500 students ( Semila)?. Even though she is 36, with 4 kids and as Fat as a hippo, when I see her, those memories of her young smile comes to my memory. I get that heart bit all the time when I go home. High school first crush is something else. Its just stupid.

Xaasid.

I think my first crush ever was this Sikh boy in year 5. He did NOT wear a turban lol. I remember the first male who asked me out. It was in year 6 and it was this Somali boy in my class. He was too big/tall for year 6. I think there were some rumours that he was using a fake age. Anyway I got passed a note from him that said 'Will you go out with me?' I sent him a note back saying 'yes.' Obviously did not happen. I ain't cadaan.



Dont know what happened to him in the end. I think he became a criminal.

[Sumubaridi]

That is normal sxb. Remember the girl who took my first ever love letter to the head-teacher and I was humiliated infront of 500 students ( Semila)?. Even though she is 36, with 4 kids and as Fat as a hippo, when I see her, those memories of her young smile comes to my memory. I get that heart bit all the time when I go home. High school first crush is something else. Its just stupid.

Xaasid.

I think my first crush ever was this Sikh boy in year 5. He did NOT wear a turban lol. I remember the first male who asked me out. It was in year 6 and it was this Somali boy in my class. He was too big/tall for year 6. I think there were some rumours that he was using a fake age. Anyway I got passed a note from him that said 'Will you go out with me?' I sent him a note back saying 'yes.' Obviously did not happen. I ain't cadaan.



Dont know what happened to him in the end. I think he became a criminal.

The only girl in life whoever approached me was when I was 24 years old and working in America. She told me will fiican ayaa tahay maxaad saaxiib usamaysan weysay? I told her abaayo gabar mahelin weli. She was like, yaaba kuheli kara hadaa diyaartahay. I continued from there but that was too bold shukaansi. I was so happy markay ila baxday. I thought her how to drive and gave her my car to drive even though she was new driver. Kuwa kale oo idiiday baan kucadaw jabinaayay.