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I am single but I sleep with a new woman every week

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Re: I am single but I sleep with a new woman every week

Postby BVSNet » Sat May 07, 2016 3:02 pm

I wonder what it's like to have such a dream. Is it graphic and how real does it feel, is it like when you pee yourself and you might have a dream where you're convinced you've woken up and gone to the toilet so similarly you believe you're with a woman or are you aware it's a dream and you just go with the flow knowing full well you'll have to change your sheets, do you remember the dream?

Is it just biology, it happens without your consent, or is it sexual, you have to be frustrated for it to happen?

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Re: I am single but I sleep with a new woman every week

Postby X.Playa » Sat May 07, 2016 3:09 pm

Maasha allaah. I get a new Beautiful woman almost once a week for free without paying a penny. She takes care of my needs and leave without asking for anything. Bal why do I want pay money to get one woman and loose all this new beautiful one every week. Feeling so thankful for their Good service. Waaba loosoo tababaray. They just get down to business.
is her name ISMAHAN ( Is-my-hand)

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Re: I am single but I sleep with a new woman every week

Postby Dior » Sat May 07, 2016 3:13 pm

^ lol

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Re: I am single but I sleep with a new woman every week

Postby Sumubaridi » Sat May 07, 2016 4:14 pm

:lol: Waar ilayn ninku waa busy, oo horta dumarkan riyada kuugu yimaada miyaad kala dooran kartaa.
Mise xaalku waa tii laguu helaa laguu keenayaa, ka waran hadaanay dookhaba ahayn, ilayn rag iyo dumarba dookh baa la kala leeyahaye.
Ka waran hadaanad ka helin miyaa laguu soo bedalayaa mise waa ha-kugu-taagnaato.
Waa suaal wanaagsan. Maba foolxumaadaan. Ayakoo qurux badan oo dabeecad fiican ayay aniga ii imaadaan. Beri baan mid gano dheer facebook ku arkay. Way isoo raacday habeenkii laakiin Waan kacararay.

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Re: I am single but I sleep with a new woman every week

Postby Sumubaridi » Sat May 07, 2016 4:18 pm

I wonder what it's like to have such a dream. Is it graphic and how real does it feel, is it like when you pee yourself and you might have a dream where you're convinced you've woken up and gone to the toilet so similarly you believe you're with a woman or are you aware it's a dream and you just go with the flow knowing full well you'll have to change your sheets, do you remember the dream?

Is it just biology, it happens without your consent, or is it sexual, you have to be frustrated for it to happen?
It's real se*x. You don't talk much though. You just start to bang but everything else is real. It's quicker though.

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Re: I am single but I sleep with a new woman every week

Postby Susu000 » Sat May 07, 2016 4:30 pm

Sumu wuu ku dhuftay, ka qaleeya guys

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Re: I am single but I sleep with a new woman every week

Postby lifeisbloodyhard » Sat May 07, 2016 4:33 pm

I wonder what it's like to have such a dream. Is it graphic and how real does it feel, is it like when you pee yourself and you might have a dream where you're convinced you've woken up and gone to the toilet so similarly you believe you're with a woman or are you aware it's a dream and you just go with the flow knowing full well you'll have to change your sheets, do you remember the dream?

Is it just biology, it happens without your consent, or is it sexual, you have to be frustrated for it to happen?
It's real se*x. You don't talk much though. You just start to bang but everything else is real. It's quicker though.
LMFAO i'm :dead:

Who are u kidding?

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Re: I am single but I sleep with a new woman every week

Postby KingWaslawi » Sat May 07, 2016 4:45 pm

Remind me of Paidmonk, who remember this horta?

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Re: I am single but I sleep with a new woman every week

Postby lifeisbloodyhard » Sat May 07, 2016 4:47 pm

Sumu waa caadi, dreams is better than nothing. :up:

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Re: I am single but I sleep with a new woman every week

Postby KingWaslawi » Sat May 07, 2016 4:47 pm

Palm and her five sisters miyaa?
Bidixo ayuu la aqal galay dheh.

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Re: I am single but I sleep with a new woman every week

Postby theyuusuf143 » Sat May 07, 2016 4:54 pm

Lool all those term.

Bidixyo, ismyhan and the palm and her fingers.

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Re: I am single but I sleep with a new woman every week

Postby lifeisbloodyhard » Sat May 07, 2016 4:56 pm

All this siigo iyo waxan wa disgusting. Just say masturbate yakheee. Siigo sounds like suugo. :?

Edit: no one said siigo but for future ref. :up:

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Re: I am single but I sleep with a new woman every week

Postby KingWaslawi » Sat May 07, 2016 5:12 pm

All this siigo iyo waxan wa disgusting. Just say masturbate yakheee. Siigo sounds like suugo. :?

Edit: no one said siigo but for future ref. :up:
:o

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Re: I am single but I sleep with a new woman every week

Postby JSL3000 » Sat May 07, 2016 5:16 pm

All this siigo iyo waxan wa disgusting. Just say masturbate yakheee. Siigo sounds like suugo. :?

Edit: no one said siigo but for future ref. :up:
Koonfur twist every word to slang siigada is dust storm.

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Re: I am single but I sleep with a new woman every week

Postby lifeisbloodyhard » Sat May 07, 2016 5:23 pm

All this siigo iyo waxan wa disgusting. Just say masturbate yakheee. Siigo sounds like suugo. :?

Edit: no one said siigo but for future ref. :up:
:o
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