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A Farah down!!!

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A Farah down!!!

Postby TheLoFather » Sat Oct 29, 2016 9:20 am

Ceydaruus and his wife Bilan were shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a a replica t-shirt of his favourite football team and puts it in their trolley .

'What do you think you're doing?' asks Bilan.
'They're on sale, only £29.95 Ceydarus replies.
'Put it back, we can't afford it' demands the wife, and so they carried on shopping. A few aisles further on along Bilan picks up couple of jars of face cream at £19.99 each and put them in the trolley. 'What do you think you're doing?' asked Ceydarus. 'they're my face creams. It makes me look beautiful,' replied the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does does a niqaab and it's a lot cheaper.'
Ceydaruus never knew what hit him. The next thing he heard on the PA system was: 'Cleanup on aisle 19, we have a husband down.'

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Re: A Farah down!!!

Postby YummyMummy » Sat Oct 29, 2016 11:59 am

Everytime you write something, I imagine it's you & your wife :lol:

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Re: A Farah down!!!

Postby gegiroor » Sat Oct 29, 2016 12:58 pm

Lo'Doon and his stories :dead:

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Re: A Farah down!!!

Postby mahoka » Sat Oct 29, 2016 2:11 pm

Nothing a acid attack can't fix

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Re: A Farah down!!!

Postby PanSomaliNationalist » Sat Oct 29, 2016 3:23 pm

Good story lol :russ:

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Re: A Farah down!!!

Postby Veganista » Sat Oct 29, 2016 4:33 pm

Lool...It's clear the woman wears the pants in that story :clap:

Is this story based on a real situation or just fiction? Nearly all comedians use their real life experiences in their stories.

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Re: A Farah down!!!

Postby BVSNet » Sat Oct 29, 2016 6:56 pm

What do you think you're doing?' asked Ceydarus. 'they're my face creams. It makes me look beautiful,' replied the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does does a niqaab and it's a lot cheaper.'

:lol:


Didn't have to include the abuse though, violence is not funny :ufdup:

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Re: A Farah down!!!

Postby TheLoFather » Sun Oct 30, 2016 3:16 pm

What do you think you're doing?' asked Ceydarus. 'they're my face creams. It makes me look beautiful,' replied the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does does a niqaab and it's a lot cheaper.'

:lol:


Didn't have to include the abuse though, violence is not funny :ufdup:
Huuno you should set up a class to make women understand that violence is not a way to get a point across!


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