Ceydaruus and his wife Bilan were shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a a replica t-shirt of his favourite football team and puts it in their trolley .
'What do you think you're doing?' asks Bilan.
'They're on sale, only £29.95 Ceydarus replies.
'Put it back, we can't afford it' demands the wife, and so they carried on shopping. A few aisles further on along Bilan picks up couple of jars of face cream at £19.99 each and put them in the trolley. 'What do you think you're doing?' asked Ceydarus. 'they're my face creams. It makes me look beautiful,' replied the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does does a niqaab and it's a lot cheaper.'
Ceydaruus never knew what hit him. The next thing he heard on the PA system was: 'Cleanup on aisle 19, we have a husband down.'