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lool@ similar topics, BV and relantionship .... questions, if you were a talktive person would you date with a very quiet person? quiet to the point she/he only asks, how are u? hows family? nothing more. and you have always find some thing to talk about. would you continue dating with a guy like this or this would been a red flag for you?

Should men keep a dictionary/thesaurus with them at all times when communicating with their wives and or potential wives?

lool@ similar topics, BV and relantionship .... questions, if you were a talktive person would you date with a very quiet person? quiet to the point she/he only asks, how are u? hows family? nothing more. and you have always find some thing to talk about. would you continue dating with a guy like this or this would been a red flag for you?

You are assuming there is such a thing as a quite woman.... maaha?

Cigaal to answer your question that would be a NO. Lodoon there are quite women out there lol.

^ even if he has almost everything you were looking for in a man?

Cigaal to answer your question that would be a NO. Lodoon there are quite women out there lol.

Well they must be all living in Venus

However, don't forget just because a woman is not moving her lips don't mean she ain't saying nothing!

On planet earth one has discovered the fact that most of the time, in fact 99% what women say don't come out of their mouths.
Their eyes (being the loudest), the subtle or not so subtle hand movements, the hips (shout and don't lie when expressing approval lol), .... the way in which they hold their shoulders, necks, and back, and the particular position in which they stand, sit, etc. Basically by using and through the arrangement of their bodies and its limbs they speak and say volumes louder than an explosion.

^ even if he has almost everything you were looking for in a man?

Cigaal sxb haven't you heard of the saying 'no sheeko no jabooty'....I think it was the sequel to "rag waa shax dumarna waa sheeko"!

lool@ no jabooty, no i heard no money no honey

Is this the original BV?

^ even if he has almost everything you were looking for in a man?

The answer is still no he would be bad company and boring.

Well they must be all living in Venus

However, don't forget just because a woman is not moving her lips don't mean she ain't saying nothing!

On planet earth one has discovered the fact that most of the time, in fact 99% what women say don't come out of their mouths.
Their eyes (being the loudest), the subtle or not so subtle hand movements, the hips (shout and don't lie when expressing approval lol), .... the way in which they hold their shoulders, necks, and back, and the particular position in which they stand, sit, etc. Basically by using and through the arrangement of their bodies and its limbs they speak and say volumes louder than an explosion.

When a woman stops talking to you it's serious you messed up big time be worried she doesn't care anymore. It all starts when she let things slide, no longer gets mad or upset and goes from being talkative to a few liners. You have studied them well bravo. Are you observing your wife's behaviour daily with pen an paper lol

lool@ similar topics, BV and relantionship .... questions, if you were a talktive person would you date with a very quiet person? quiet to the point she/he only asks, how are u? hows family? nothing more. and you have always find some thing to talk about. would you continue dating with a guy like this or this would been a red flag for you?

Lexdiisa lexaad ma qaba? I would think he's either not quite right or shy/intimidated or holding back/super-censor-er. I have permanent rose tinted glasses so would probably see him as mysterious and romanticise the shit out of a mundane situation so no wouldn't write him off but he would need to live up to being batman during his spare time

Are you the quiet type?

Should men keep a dictionary/thesaurus with them at all times when communicating with their wives and or potential wives?

Yes, there is a standard universal Woman translation app. It comes in 3 settings, pre-PMS, during PMS and post-PMS, the same phrase can have different meanings depending on when e.g. don't worry about it - Pre-PMS (literally don't worry about it, I've got this ), during (don't worry about it, I HAVE TO FUCKTARD! or OMG I'm with idiot yaa Muslin ah ), post (poor guy having to deal with my mood swings, don't worry about it )

Is this the original BV?

Depends who's asking


How's life these days?

Is this the original BV?

Depends who's asking


How's life these days?

Shirib is asking, so is that a yes?

Life is grand, how's it been treating you?

Shirib is asking, so is that a yes?

Life is grand, how's it been treating you?

Well of course it's me. Who else makes relationship topics like this

Alxamdulillah life's good. I'm still waiting for my cheque though make it out to BV Relationship Advice Ltd.