Welcome to SomaliNet Forums, a friendly and gigantic Somali centric active community. Login to hide this block

You are currently viewing this page as a guest. By joining our community you will have the ability to post topics, ask questions, educate others, use the advanced search, subscribe to threads and access many, many other features. Registration is quick, simple and absolutely free. Join SomaliNet forums today! Please note that registered members with over 50 posts see no ads whatsoever! Are you new to SomaliNet? These forums with millions of posts are just one section of a much larger site. Just visit the front page and use the top links to explore deep into SomaliNet oasis, Somali singles, Somali business directory, Somali job bank and much more. Click here to login. If you need to reset your password, click here. If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

a predicament. To smash or not to smash.

Daily chitchat.

Moderators: Moderators, Junior Moderators

Forum rules
This General Forum is for general discussions from daily chitchat to more serious discussions among Somalinet Forums members. Please do not use it as your Personal Message center (PM). If you want to contact a particular person or a group of people, please use the PM feature. If you want to contact the moderators, pls PM them. If you insist leaving a public message for the mods or other members, it will be deleted.
OUR SPONSOR: LOGIN TO HIDE
Bibaaye6828
SomaliNet Heavyweight
SomaliNet Heavyweight
Posts: 1543
Joined: Thu Aug 27, 2015 6:39 pm

a predicament. To smash or not to smash.

Postby Bibaaye6828 » Sun Feb 19, 2017 3:25 pm

So these new neighbours moved in next door to my sisters. A young somali family. Dad, Mum and the kids. So i been looking after my nieces n nephews most of yesterday. I smoke so i been going outside often to smoke n that. I noticed a minicab parked infront of their house which assumed the man drives. Anyway i come out for a smoke now and the cab gone. 5 mins later a woman comes outside wearing just a robe which is unusual for a married somali woman and walks towards me. Mind i been at my sis house for 5 hours these times and she aint come out to smoke once and they have gardens so nobody needs to come out the front door. So we start talking and that. I noticed shes abit loose lol or at the very least acting like a hoe so i pull out a spliff and she goes ahhhhh i was dying for one, you saved my night n all a that :MJ:
She goes so this gonna be our lil spot n that. I told her i dont live her my sister does. Her body language was strongly telling me she wants more than just weed. Anyway when we was done i ask her name n that, told her mine. I put my hand out for a lil handshake she hugs me. :lupe: is me.

This whole time we was there in my head i was like is this woman not married ffs.

User avatar
AbkoowDhiblaawe
SomaliNet Super
SomaliNet Super
Posts: 13576
Joined: Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:02 pm
Location: chilling in Liido beach

Re: a predicament. To smash or not to smash.

Postby AbkoowDhiblaawe » Sun Feb 19, 2017 3:37 pm

:wtf: eebow run. If she was single i'd tell u to smash. Lakin a married woman with kid thats fucked man. Besides what kinda married woman acts like that with a total stranger? Nicca she seems desperate maybe she got STD. Run boy

User avatar
26June1960
SomaliNet Heavyweight
SomaliNet Heavyweight
Posts: 1400
Joined: Mon Mar 30, 2015 1:28 am

Re: a predicament. To smash or not to smash.

Postby 26June1960 » Sun Feb 19, 2017 3:39 pm

Now..imagine she was your sister. Imagine, the guy living the home across from your sister's home came outside to smoke. Imagine, your sister's husband left in his mini-van or cab. Imagine, she and her husband haven't had any sex for quite some time. Imagine, your sister sees this guy and feels attracted to him. Imagine your sister also likes to smoke occasionally and the guy outside is smoking. Imagine she approaches him outside and a flirting ensues.

Now imagine that guy going into a forum and contemplating whether to fuck or not fuck your sister.

Now ask yourself how would that make you feel?

Gaashaanle1000
SomaliNetizen
SomaliNetizen
Posts: 930
Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2015 11:17 am

Re: a predicament. To smash or not to smash.

Postby Gaashaanle1000 » Sun Feb 19, 2017 3:46 pm

Fear Allah!

Bibaaye6828
SomaliNet Heavyweight
SomaliNet Heavyweight
Posts: 1543
Joined: Thu Aug 27, 2015 6:39 pm

Re: a predicament. To smash or not to smash.

Postby Bibaaye6828 » Sun Feb 19, 2017 3:57 pm

:wtf: eebow run. If she was single i'd tell u to smash. Lakin a married woman with kid thats fucked man. Besides what kinda married woman acts like that with a total stranger? Nicca she seems desperate maybe she got STD. Run boy
Im not going to bro. She asked me to come into her yard and that some people were comin over. A party type thing i said nah. Even that seemed like a way for here to just get me inside her house tbh. The only reason i even considered to go in was cause her body bangin for her age and yeah she desperate. Every house has a garden so i know she clocked me from the window. Only reason i aint go out back is cah i aint had the key lol.
Now..imagine she was your sister. Imagine, the guy living the home across from your sister's home came outside to smoke. Imagine, your sister's husband left in his mini-van or cab. Imagine, she and her husband haven't had any sex for quite some time. Imagine, your sister sees this guy and feels attracted to him. Imagine your sister also likes to smoke occasionally and the guy outside is smoking. Imagine she approaches him outside and a flirting ensues.

Now imagine that guy going into a forum and contemplating whether to fuck or not fuck your sister.

Now ask yourself how would that make you feel?
I cant imagine a scenario like that tbh but i see what your saying.

User avatar
Bro
SomaliNet Super
SomaliNet Super
Posts: 10596
Joined: Fri Nov 30, 2001 7:00 pm
Location: Midwest

Re: a predicament. To smash or not to smash.

Postby Bro » Sun Feb 19, 2017 4:06 pm

Something ain't adding up!

User avatar
CigaalSHiiDaaDCFC
SomaliNet Super
SomaliNet Super
Posts: 9428
Joined: Tue Apr 24, 2012 1:34 pm

Re: a predicament. To smash or not to smash.

Postby CigaalSHiiDaaDCFC » Sun Feb 19, 2017 4:42 pm

if i were an assnale fan, i would abstain from smashing while my team is getting smashed week in week out :eat:

zumaale
SomaliNet Heavyweight
SomaliNet Heavyweight
Posts: 3458
Joined: Wed May 04, 2011 5:45 pm

Re: a predicament. To smash or not to smash.

Postby zumaale » Sun Feb 19, 2017 6:11 pm

Bibz, you get enough gash doing your thing in the ends why would you contemplate smashing a married women. Is it a case of the forbidden fruit?

zumaale
SomaliNet Heavyweight
SomaliNet Heavyweight
Posts: 3458
Joined: Wed May 04, 2011 5:45 pm

Re: a predicament. To smash or not to smash.

Postby zumaale » Sun Feb 19, 2017 6:19 pm

Haye soo daya :mrgreen:
This is matter for the resident agony aunt. :mrgreen:

User avatar
PanSomaliNationalist
SomaliNet Heavyweight
SomaliNet Heavyweight
Posts: 3422
Joined: Tue Aug 09, 2016 7:35 pm

Re: a predicament. To smash or not to smash.

Postby PanSomaliNationalist » Sun Feb 19, 2017 6:25 pm

If you don't smash you're a faggot

Advo
SomaliNet Super
SomaliNet Super
Posts: 27096
Joined: Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:11 am
Location: ever green state

Re: a predicament. To smash or not to smash.

Postby Advo » Sun Feb 19, 2017 6:41 pm

If she's married stay away from her, smashing is temporary but breaking up a family is permanent. It's not worth it.

Waachis
SomaliNet Heavyweight
SomaliNet Heavyweight
Posts: 2562
Joined: Sun Aug 28, 2016 7:20 pm

Re: a predicament. To smash or not to smash.

Postby Waachis » Sun Feb 19, 2017 6:55 pm

If she's desirable, marry her, so your relations won't be haraam and bring the wrath of Allah upon you.

Jabuutawi
SomaliNet Heavyweight
SomaliNet Heavyweight
Posts: 2535
Joined: Fri Apr 04, 2014 1:33 am
Location: Federal Republic of Soomali-Galbeed Capital of Dira Dhabe

Re: a predicament. To smash or not to smash.

Postby Jabuutawi » Sun Feb 19, 2017 7:05 pm

^ She is already married. If this story is true she probably done it before. I will tell her husband but that is just me. Unless you are fugly and this presents an opportunity, why not go after a single or divorced woman? Bro. is right tho, there is something fishy abt the story and it ain't her punani, lol.

User avatar
SuldaanOfSanaag
SomaliNet Heavyweight
SomaliNet Heavyweight
Posts: 2204
Joined: Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:47 pm

Re: a predicament. To smash or not to smash.

Postby SuldaanOfSanaag » Sun Feb 19, 2017 7:18 pm

Stay away from her too much baggage

User avatar
Xaldoon
SomaliNetizen
SomaliNetizen
Posts: 381
Joined: Wed Oct 12, 2016 7:49 am

Re: a predicament. To smash or not to smash.

Postby Xaldoon » Sun Feb 19, 2017 7:42 pm

If she's desirable, marry her, so your relations won't be haraam and bring the wrath of Allah upon you.
Oromo boy good advice BaarakalahFeek


OUR SPONSOR: LOGIN TO HIDE

Hello, Has your question been answered on this page? We hope yes. If not, you can start a new thread and post your question(s). It is free to join. You can also search our over a million pages (just scroll up and use our site-wide search box) or browse the forums.

  • Similar Topics
    Replies
    Views
    Last post

Return to “General - General Discussions”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: nnjrewzas112 and 92 guests