So these new neighbours moved in next door to my sisters. A young somali family. Dad, Mum and the kids. So i been looking after my nieces n nephews most of yesterday. I smoke so i been going outside often to smoke n that. I noticed a minicab parked infront of their house which assumed the man drives. Anyway i come out for a smoke now and the cab gone. 5 mins later a woman comes outside wearing just a robe which is unusual for a married somali woman and walks towards me. Mind i been at my sis house for 5 hours these times and she aint come out to smoke once and they have gardens so nobody needs to come out the front door. So we start talking and that. I noticed shes abit loose lol or at the very least acting like a hoe so i pull out a spliff and she goes ahhhhh i was dying for one, you saved my night n all a that
She goes so this gonna be our lil spot n that. I told her i dont live her my sister does. Her body language was strongly telling me she wants more than just weed. Anyway when we was done i ask her name n that, told her mine. I put my hand out for a lil handshake she hugs me.

is me.
This whole time we was there in my head i was like is this woman not married ffs.