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a predicament. To smash or not to smash.

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Re: a predicament. To smash or not to smash.

Postby HayWire » Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:41 am

Here is whatever is left on your future Biibaaye

While you are in her bedroom smashing, her 19 year old son walks in on you. He will go crazy and stab the shitt outa you. Police will be called milf will claim you were raping her and her son was trying to save her life and you were killed in self defense. Police will do rape kit and discover your DNA in her vajayjay. Both are cleared of murder. Your ghost in the room looking down on Biibaaye's bloody corpse and say I really done fcked up this time. RIP Biibaaye 1991-2017.

The end

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Re: a predicament. To smash or not to smash.

Postby Bibaaye6828 » Fri Feb 24, 2017 5:23 am

^^haywire what the fuck are u on lol.
Im gonna try and smash. Fuck it. I been askin sis bout the milf n that. Apparently she got a 17yr old daughter and couple toddlers. You would not think it. Abit like queen tasha. She got 19 yr old son but be active like she 19.

All the people saying smash are heartless as fuck. Imagine the nigga that lays next to her everynight. Damn.
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But on the real any women that comes up to you for a convo/ flirt something is iffy as fuck stay clear ..
I agree lol. If we aint in shoobz, at a party or a wedding and she intiates a convo somethin aint right but on the other hand there could be a drought.

On another note tho a while back i saw a girl spit the bars to that tune bar for bar and i must say rihanna a savage.

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Re: a predicament. To smash or not to smash.

Postby bumps » Fri Feb 24, 2017 5:56 am

In the end...

Bibaaye was infected with HIV

May god help bibaaye

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Re: a predicament. To smash or not to smash.

Postby Lancer » Fri Feb 24, 2017 7:46 am

People who bring this kind of stories online for some validation and approvals are usually socially isolated nor get any sil in real life.

I doubt the story is what he paints too as we know social rejects add their own spices along the way.

Real niggaz don't bring dhoocil stories on the screen. They quietly do their thing.

GTFOH with this gay story.
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Re: a predicament. To smash or not to smash.

Postby AyeeyoH » Fri Feb 24, 2017 12:32 pm

Hadayba dukhsi xaarka cuna wax ka daydy wa mid ay ka dhan tahay. :mrgreen:

Kaaley aynu xaarka wadaagno ku dheh.

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Re: a predicament. To smash or not to smash.

Postby Bibaaye6828 » Sat Feb 25, 2017 2:16 am

^^hala yaabin adigo kale waye xaywaanyahay. Nin ceeb cabaad uga keeno ee rabta lakin we la'dahay ileen wax ma tare reer badiyo caloosha ka horeso aa qabe like you.

Salool wanna troll now.

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Re: a predicament. To smash or not to smash.

Postby TheblueNwhite » Sat Feb 25, 2017 7:58 am

Here is whatever is left on your future Biibaaye

While you are in her bedroom smashing, her 19 year old son walks in on you. He will go crazy and stab the shitt outa you. Police will be called milf will claim you were raping her and her son was trying to save her life and you were killed in self defense. Police will do rape kit and discover your DNA in her vajayjay. Both are cleared of murder. Your ghost in the room looking down on Biibaaye's bloody corpse and say I really done fcked up this time. RIP Biibaaye 1991-2017.

The end
Im reminded of the Law and Order SVU episode that I watched 2 weeks ago. The mom was doing her 17 years old son's friend and when he walks in on them she screams "he is raping me, help". Bang bang, the son shoots his friend.

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Re: a predicament. To smash or not to smash.

Postby BVSNet » Sun Feb 26, 2017 5:19 am

Haye soo daya :mrgreen:
This is matter for the resident agony aunt. :mrgreen:
There is no love or romance here just engorged nether bits

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Re: a predicament. To smash or not to smash.

Postby zumaale » Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:39 pm


There is no love or romance here just engorged nether bits
:lol:

Maybe there is some romance in this tale of forbidden lust. She might be feeling unloved, uncherished..... Do not be so quick to dismiss the potential that this blossoming Love Triangle has.

Drop some pearls of wisdom Ayeeyo.

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Re: a predicament. To smash or not to smash.

Postby HayWire » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:57 am

Here is whatever is left on your future Biibaaye

While you are in her bedroom smashing, her 19 year old son walks in on you. He will go crazy and stab the shitt outa you. Police will be called milf will claim you were raping her and her son was trying to save her life and you were killed in self defense. Police will do rape kit and discover your DNA in her vajayjay. Both are cleared of murder. Your ghost in the room looking down on Biibaaye's bloody corpse and say I really done fcked up this time. RIP Biibaaye 1991-2017.

The end
Im reminded of the Law and Order SVU episode that I watched 2 weeks ago. The mom was doing her 17 years old son's friend and when he walks in on them she screams "he is raping me, help". Bang bang, the son shoots his friend.
same fate awaits Bibaaye :lol:

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Re: a predicament. To smash or not to smash.

Postby AyeeyoH » Mon Feb 27, 2017 1:12 pm

Ninyahow xiita haday dusha ka fuusho inaad iska aamustid ba fiican.Dadka ceebtooda wa la astura iyo xumaantoda.

Laakin sidi inan yaro laba fool ka dhacen baad SN so dhex dhigta war yaro bakhti ah...taasi waxay na tusaysa inaad waxba mesha ku hayn ood hadhkaaga dabo ordaysid.

Xaalkago waa uun: alaaa naag ba iso eegtay ee so ordaay.Yaa saatir :snoop:

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Re: a predicament. To smash or not to smash.

Postby Bibaaye6828 » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:21 pm

Ninyahow xiita haday dusha ka fuusho inaad iska aamustid ba fiican.Dadka ceebtooda wa la astura iyo xumaantoda.

Laakin sidi inan yaro laba fool ka dhacen baad SN so dhex dhigta war yaro bakhti ah...taasi waxay na tusaysa inaad waxba mesha ku hayn ood hadhkaaga dabo ordaysid.

Xaalkago waa uun: alaaa naag ba iso eegtay ee so ordaay.Yaa saatir :snoop:
Dhuqbo, waxaan rabo ayaa meshaan ka sheegaya . aqriso kana sii soco. Ha igu mashqulin. Maalin horay waxaad lahed meshaan galo u iga dabagala ninkaan (me) lakin adi waa ku kana hadane. You like the agony aunt title I suppose. I dont think you go on social media or forums beside this alot even if you do your a typical somali but what im saying is nothin out the ordinary. Anyway suck a ceeb and safaaradaha no kala qaad.

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Re: a predicament. To smash or not to smash.

Postby AyeeyoH » Mon Feb 27, 2017 11:42 pm

"If you have no shame do as you wish"

Waxaad doontid samee ...waaba khalad ina qof adigu kale wax lagu sheego.

Qof kasta xabaal yar ba ka danbaysa iyo xisaab.

No more judging from me.

Ilaahy danbigeena ha wado dhaafo oo wadado toosan ha ina tuso.

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Re: a predicament. To smash or not to smash.

Postby Khalid Ali » Tue Feb 28, 2017 7:33 am

war iska was waxad wasi kartid

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Postby waayeel101 » Tue Feb 28, 2017 12:02 pm

:snoop:


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