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Every two years, people who are Jahovas wittness come knocking doors in my xaafad. Trying to preach on about their religion. For me, two years passes by very fast. Marka wey i dhibeen. They don't take the hint, they knock on my door, I open and say "I don't wanna join!!" laakin they never give up! any other tips?

Thinking about them just reminds me of Mooryaanta Somalia. Waa wada bisado, maya ma garanayaan ee waa inaad far weyn ugu qortid.

look at it this way: they're not telling you to convert or face beheading are they?

be greatful that you live in a nation where there is NO compulsion in religion.

Midgaan=Mooryaan. Potato potato. Jareer adoon, do you want me to keep going my midgaan sheep?

DD, they should know me by now. I'm the one who closes the door in their face, yet they keep comming back!

My saggy tits have a bra to support 'em. Orod oo lacag intaad aruursatid calal soo gado. Find a rag to cover your dragging b***s

Sexy-K,

You're not catching my drift...you are free to practice your faith. In muslim lands, you're not only denied that right but your life will be put in danger.

Keep things in perspective.

@ Sexy Kitten. Allah beerka. waad u dhameysay!


Next time give them the Quran. You'll get ajer for it

sexykitten,



man same shyt just happened to me....it was about two weeks ago on a cloudy night with the winds gently breezing from the north....i was on the phone when two elderly women came knockin on my door.....i opened it and before i could say anything started to preach to my eritrean ears.....i looked at the ladies with a squint and said ohh good u must be the strippers i higherd grab urself a seat and pointed at my couch....the 33 year old-ish ladies looked at me and started to laugh and i said ohh i see ur here for the drugs ( with a straight face) and told them to wait one sec and came out with a bunch of flower in my hand and told them it was cocane and to hurry up and snort it cause i thought they were cops....one of the ladies said sir and before she finnished i said " i know it, u are undercover cops"....and the ladies said no no...and i said "then strip and lets see if u have any wires" they started to enjoy this and so i just told them to leave....cause they were licking their lips after that....but usually if u tell them u believe in the devil they will leave u alone...

Dhuusa, don't start. I don't feel like going in that field with you today.

Ahlaam, thank you my sister. Loool, they come and try to sell me their bible like I want it in the first place!

Eritrean, I don't play with those bittches. I don't joke around with them, if they come at my door, they know what's next!

[quote="sexy-kitten"]Dhuusa, don't start. I don't feel like going in that field with you today.
[/quote]

start what?

You freedom to live free from religious zealots. I agree. But you don't want to extend that selfsame freedom to others, what gives?

hypocracy?

Dhuusa, so maxaad leedahay? you don't know which religion is right?

[quote="sexy-kitten"]Dhuusa, so maxaad leedahay? you don't know which religion is right?[/quote]

No, why can't a ppl of other faiths have the same rights in muslims lands?

ex. somalia

Marduf

Kiss dust! Dissed and dismissed


Sexy Kitten,
You're welcome sis. Try that and they'll leave you alone.

Do what my friend did. Invite them into the house and bring shaah for them. Then preach to them for 5 hours on why they should convert to islam and why christianity does not appeal to you. Two things will happen, either they will become interested in islam, convert to islam and bother the gaalo instead of you or they will never come back to your house ever again.

[quote="dhuusa_deer"][quote="sexy-kitten"]Dhuusa, so maxaad leedahay? you don't know which religion is right?[/quote]

No, why can't a ppl of other faiths have the same rights in muslims lands?

ex. somalia[/quote]

War heedhe, waxaad sheegeysid garanmaayo. People have freedom. Just don't knock my f'ocking door preaching and asking me to buy a bible!

Lool @ Qansa.. I'll try that two years from now!

Ahlaam, darling, don't mind Madruuf, he's our resident sheep.

Whatever you do, DONT TRY TO BE POLITE!!! Walaahi they will take that as an invitation..

Marka just say no.. if they keep talking.. then get all violent and shit.