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So, i am nearing an age of deperation and inching dangerously close towards being a spinster. I came up with an idea to let family hook me up. But my mother continued attaching me to men who just entered the country and work as hilib jarayaal. I made a decision to sign up for a website called Plenty of Fish or PoF. I grew tired of the website fast. My DMs were filled, but with middle aged balding sociopaths and murderers of caucasian decent all trying to meet me. Amongst all those creeps, laid one diamond in the rough. A Somali guy with an actual career. He messaged me and as soon as I met up with him, I was uncomfortable. Extremely feminine with child bearing hips that could make Beyonce blush. The conversation was nice and when the waiter came, he ordered for me. He even had the audacity to order a bottle of wine. I finally decided I couldn't accept this one. When the bill came, he pretended he had forgotten his wallet. When I pointed out his wallet poking through his very tight tight slacks, he corrected himself and said he had forgotten his card. Needless to say, i'm still alone.

Most Somali women are in your situation. Somali women might grow big buttocks on the expense of their mothers or fathers but unfortunately that's the only part of their anatomy that grows healthy the brain usually get smaller every time their booty prosper.

They act up vain and aloof scorning every man and seek a man that only exist in their small department called brain. Of course that elusive man doesn't exist in real life.

Then they hit the 30s and their biology to be bred kicks in and they search frantically for a man with money and career and looks a perfect GQ cover dude and they crow like a brooding hen everytime they hear one of their gossip girl friends married.

Well I got news for you " missy " life isn't perfect and 90% of men are struggling and most of them work as laborers and they barely pay their rent. They have no time for gyms and such triviality so kick the GQ image out if your brain.

Why should he pay for your meal? Why don't you pay for yours. You see you as a typical woman wants to use the flower card when the waiter brings in the bill.

All the years of vanity and " heblaayoy ma arkaysay sidaan kii ugu daadiyey " faan are nipping you on the butt now.

I'm dead at the story.. you paid for the bill

Extremely feminine with child bearing hips that could make Beyonce blush.

Are you he or she ?
Are you serious if yes why are you putting your busines here.

So, i am nearing an age of deperation and inching dangerously close towards being a spinster. I came up with an idea to let family hook me up. But my mother continued attaching me to men who just entered the country and work as hilib jarayaal. I made a decision to sign up for a website called Plenty of Fish or PoF. I grew tired of the website fast. My DMs were filled, but with middle aged balding sociopaths and murderers of caucasian decent all trying to meet me. Amongst all those creeps, laid one diamond in the rough. A Somali guy with an actual career. He messaged me and as soon as I met up with him, I was uncomfortable. Extremely feminine with child bearing hips that could make Beyonce blush. The conversation was nice and when the waiter came, he ordered for me. He even had the audacity to order a bottle of wine. I finally decided I couldn't accept this one. When the bill came, he pretended he had forgotten his wallet. When I pointed out his wallet poking through his very tight tight slacks, he corrected himself and said he had forgotten his card. Needless to say, i'm still alone.

Huuno the clock is ticking (tick tock) so go for the butchers .

Marry the butcher or forever remain single and lonely

and they crow like a brooding hen everytime they hear one of their gossip girl friends married.

Wallahi been maadan sheegin. I'm qaraar as fuck. What can I say?

@FarhanYare @grandpakhalif ...... you guys are right. I have no choice. Let's hope this week he mopping floors, next week it's the fries

Extremely feminine with child bearing hips that could make Beyonce blush.

He was a lightskinned svelte version of Blue Makeup Fuad

Extremely feminine with child bearing hips that could make Beyonce blush.

He was a lightskinned svelte version of Blue Makeup Fuad

this is so fake..

just marry the butcher and get it over with...
you left it too late darling...

your only other option is to put on a burka and niqaab and go to your nearest salafi mosque,
you will get hitched to someone within 48 hours,..

Get you a man that owns a store.

Your children will have a place to be instead of out in the streets

She can perhaps hook up with me, a thrice married elderly Faarax who runs a successful laxma xalaal store in the southside of the Canadian capital, Ottawa.

He was a lightskinned svelte version of Blue Makeup Fuad

this is so fake..

just marry the butcher and get it over with...
you left it too late darling...

your only other option is to put on a burka and niqaab and go to your nearest salafi mosque,
you will get hitched to someone within 48 hours,..

Definitely not interested in a Salafi hookup. I'd rather be single than deal with that level of extremism

Get you a man that owns a store.

Your children will have a place to be instead of out in the streets

I'm not even thinking about kids right now. I need a huaband who is youthful, employed and preferably his mother lives out of the continent.