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1. Men are like ... Laxatives ..... They irritate the shit out of you.

2. Men are like ....... Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they
are.

3. Men are like .Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like .. Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like . Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ..... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like . Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ......... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ........ Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ....... Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like ..... Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like .......Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like .Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Cawar thanks for sharing them, but u forgot to add:

Men are like...Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like...Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Men are like...Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like...Bike Helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Men are like...Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like...High Heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like...Curling Irons. They're always hot and they're always in your hair.

Men are like...Mini Skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

Men are like...Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like...Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like...Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like...Plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.


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BONUS:

What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that make dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know, it's never happened.

Why are men like tile floors?
If you lay 'em properly the first time you can walk all over 'em for years.

What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.

Why do men become smarter during sex?
Because they're plugged into a genius!!

Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive,
caring and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends


CHEERZ

waryeeh ma haddadan baa garatay inaa nin tahay, misa maanta baa qaan gaartay...*banana iyo weather* lee iga dheh....walee qof baa il baxay...although I concur with one of ur statements *Men are like ..... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say*...

(rago waa *qaad* camal, hadaad meel ku dhaaftid weey qalalayaan)

(rago waa *babasir* camal, cudur kugu dhacayo u marka furtid ka baba'ayo)

(rago waa *guumeeyso* camal, marki life-kaga soo galaan rufiyaan camal beey ku dhibaayaan)

(rago waa *caruur* camal, haddad dar yeesho weey ku xaq dhurayaan)

(rago waa *putano* camal, aroos kuma adkeeysan karaan, intaas cid kaleto beey doonaayaan)

(rago waa maxeey, (waa sidaa ka dhigatid, u xalimo yahay is xil saar, maskax baa ku keeyni karta faraxa)...

^ the *somali version*..

*nin faano waxna kama danbeeyo* memorise that yaroow....

Jaz

What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.

Why do men become smarter during sex?
Because they're plugged into a genius!!


Very true these two



Ureyso

"(rago waa *putano* camal, aroos kuma adkeeysan karaan, intaas cid kaleto beey doonaayaan)"

Axlaan

You are not gonna take a jab at us men today??? or you dont like free rides??

Ureyso lool naa listigaaga waa qatar iyo nuse keep it coming!

Cawar...Am glad ya like it!

Cawar: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Jazminda: Yes, that's why I dont go there anymore.

Cawar: Go on, dont be shy. Ask me out!
Jazminda: Okay, get out!


CHEERZ

7. Men are like . Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Very true.

2. Men are like ....... Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they
are.

Ilaahoow islaan duq ah ceeb geeda ha i tusin

[quote="Cawar"]
4. Men are like .. Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

6. Men are like ..... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.


8. Men are like ......... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

13. Men are like .Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.[/quote]



Men are waxba without women walle.

"What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that make dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving"

this one just makes me think