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Satanists in America Doing Great Things

Postby AbdiWahab252 » Sat Nov 24, 2018 6:46 pm

I admire how they are pointing out the hypocrisy in the separation of Church and State. I like how they sue to ensure that if Christianity is given space in public schools or court houses that other religions be given the same.

http://www.apr.org/post/satanic-temple- ... e#stream/0

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Re: Satanists in America Doing Great Things

Postby barbarossa » Sat Nov 24, 2018 9:02 pm

Greetings the Right Rev. Dr. AW!
How is your congregation doing? Reports are current, that as of late, the Church of the Latter-Day Hags have been experiencing a significant decrease in membership . Any truth to these reports, or is this yet another attempt on the part of some ill-mannered, exceedingly vindictive rival maryooley clan churches, spreading lies against the reputed Church of Latter-day Hags?

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Re: Satanists in America Doing Great Things

Postby AbdiWahab252 » Sun Nov 25, 2018 1:09 am

Greetings Bishop Barbossa of the Eastern Synod of Baari! I am truly honored to hear from the far flung flock, the last of the followers of Saint Thomas of Socotara! It is truly a miracle his works survived on in the blessed Baari.

My congregation continues to multiply in size as word of the HAGite gospel spreads throughout the land. Crowds swarm our services as I preach the Good News as narrated in the Book of Hagiticus. The thirst for salvation my dear uncle is insatiable that all the waters of the Jubba and Shabelle could not quench it. After Kheyre attended our most recent prayer breakfast, he agreed to donate Stadium Mogadishu to accommodate the masses of followers of Hagism.

With success comes jealousy and envy, abti, but I remember the struggles of the first HAGites 30 years ago. The blessed band of disciples and their Master wandered the wilderness being pursued by the Marxist Herod. They were out numbered and running low on resources. The Master gave his most memorable sermon at a place called Dhumodle. He asked, “Our opponents may be better fed, better resourced but they are starved of courage and faith. Our penance will be rewarded for our struggle is just. We shall feast on their arrogance and banish the heretic from the Palace on the Hill.”

I wish to invite you and members of the Baari Synod to visit us some day soon. We wish to engage in ecumenical talks to help end the Schism between our flocks.

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Re: Satanists in America Doing Great Things

Postby barbarossa » Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:07 pm

:dead: Indeed, your Eminence, it is time for us to put our doctrinal differences aside and do our utmost to bring our two communities closer together.

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Re: Satanists in America Doing Great Things

Postby AbdiWahab252 » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:05 pm

Let us pray on that! Have a blessed week Bishop Barabossa!

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Re: Satanists in America Doing Great Things

Postby Nubis » Mon Nov 26, 2018 3:10 pm

Ok :heart: .

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Re: Satanists in America Doing Great Things

Postby xiimaaya » Mon Nov 26, 2018 4:40 pm

Ok :heart: .
Maxaa aminsantahy adigu ?


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