I have it on good authority that Somalinet’s two most eligible singletons are finally getting married after a brief romance. Most s’netters have observed their slanging matches, each calling the other the worst names under the sun. What S’netters are not aware of is that this is a mating ritual practised exclusively by the Yibir clan, to which they both belong. So please do not laugh at them, they do not know any better.
My Source also believes that Basra is with child, but I am sure that he is confusing this with her beer belly.
My I be the first to wish the unhappy couple all the best, for miserable future ahead of them.
Hip! Hip! Hooray!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. The only presents that the groom will accept is a cocktail of Viagra and Prozac, whilst the bride will only accept doughnuts and steak.
