Top Ten Signs You're Too Fat...

[The-Screw]

Top Ten Signs You're Too Fat, Courtesy of The Late Show With Dave Latterman.

10. "Your belt size is 32 - - But you wear three of them"

9. "Every time you leave the house, people of Tokyo are alerted"

8. "You butter your margarine"

7. "Co-workers often ask if you were created by George Lucas"

6. "You are the actual Momma from 'Yo Momma's So Fat' jokes"

5. "Word you say most frequently: 'McGriddle'"

4. "NASA hopes to land on you by 2018"

3. "Every time there's a problem you think, 'What would Emeril do?"

2. "When feeling down, friends remind you to 'Keep your chins up'"

1. "You ask your wife to come to bed dressed like Sara Lee"



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LOL@ No.6

[BLUE RUSH]

2. "When feeling down, friends remind you to 'Keep your chins up'"


and i though they were helping

[*Anisa]

9. "Every time you leave the house, people of Tokyo are alerted"

LoooL

[QansaGabeyle]

"You butter your margarine"

wow