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Who do they belong to?
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 9:30 pm
by Mochatanya
Who do these matrimonials belong to?
Farax #1
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Name: ?
Location: K.C
Description: Outgoing, charming, sensitive. Light (mariin) skin and soft Asian hair. Small canjeero-gut.
Seeking: A controlling Xaliimo who will fill my scripts and slap me if I wear Sunday's Macawiis on Saturday. Isaaq preferable, Darood OK. No Hawiye.
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Farax #2
Name: ?
Location: In the Mardi gras!
Description: I'm a cute Somali man, tres fashionable and seeking a fun-loving partner who will accompany me in search of the ultimate pair of leather chaps! Lol! Kidding!
Seeking: A fun-loving Farax who's not afraid to cry. Masculine preffered, b*tch OK.
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Farax #3
Name: ?
Location: In the club
Description: Open-minded to other cultures, GSOH, wealthy (long story).
Seeking: Sweet, cute Latina/Caucasian chick. Somali OK(I guess). No Isaaq.
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 9:37 pm
by Beenaale_No1
First one is a weirdo, sounds like a typical white boy " A controlling Xaliimo who will fill my scripts and slap me if I wear Sunday's Macawiis on Saturday. " wtf who wants a controlling chick,
Second one is just faggot, straight up, no discussion
Third one is living the life, he's a bit like me, open minded to other cultures
I like that
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 9:49 pm
by The Arabman
Somalinet's matrimonial section isn't inspiring as other sites. It's not serious. There are better sites that I sometimes visit to just know the kind of sisters who are looking for marriage, and to check if there are individuals I actually know. One such site I visit is:
http://www.zawijni.com/The site has some realistic pictures, like this one:
http://www.zawijni.com/view.php?l=&id=8099
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 10:01 pm
by Mochatanya
Beenale, these matrimonials may, or may not belong to forumers on this very board.. Take some wild guesses.
Arabman, this thread jests much..
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 10:05 pm
by Cawar
Mocha
Dont tell me you think its who you think it is and that I am thinking of??
Are you implying its our friend J
ay??
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 10:10 pm
by Mochatanya
Cawar, don't shoot the messenger. Just take some wild guesses..
It's fiction for fun
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 7:33 am
by Xplosive
LOL check out this one
http://www.zawijni.com/view.php?l=&id=12920wtf??? Might as well not add a pic to your profile if you dont want to be seen... this is just ridiculous.
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 9:01 am
by -Desire-
Farax lambar 1 = Micheal_ital
Farax lambar 2 = Lionheart
Farax lambar 3 = Xoogsade
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 3:15 pm
by Mochatanya
Desire, nice try sis but WRONG! Completely wrong.
PS. Lion is straight
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 3:16 pm
by LionHeart-112
-Desire---U better edit that otherwise i may have to spank you..that's how i will prove my striaght-ness.
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 3:17 pm
by dhuusa_deer
[quote="Mochatanya"]
PS. Lion is straight
[/quote]
How do you know? He himself said he is 'proud gay american.'
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 3:20 pm
by LionHeart-112
Dhuusa....U have me confused with Intellex.
Learn humor and sarcasm, awoowe and don't buy everythin that's written on these boards.
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 3:25 pm
by dhuusa_deer
Red herring. If you say you're muslim, I believe you (of course, I'm giving u the benefit of the doubt). If you say you're somali, I believe you as well. If you say you're a 'proud american gay,' I believe that too.
Tell me why I should believe your claims to being somali, muslim but discount your claim of being gay?
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 3:26 pm
by LionHeart-112
[quote="dhuusa_deer"]
Tell me why I should believe your claims to being somali, muslim but discount your claim of being gay?[/quote]
i never claimed to be gay..that's why u should be believe me..not that it matters..I also said i was psychotic serial killer trainee, do u buy that as well?
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 3:26 pm
by LionHeart-112
[quote="dhuusa_deer"]
Tell me why I should believe your claims to being somali, muslim but discount your claim of being gay?[/quote]
i never claimed to be gay..that's why u should be believe me..not that it matters..I also said i was psychotic serial killer trainee, do u buy that as well?