You look at me funny
You like to call me names
You ask me if I've seen myself
Could you be anymore lame?
Last time I saw you
You called me Shamoo
Do you really think I'm a Whale?
At least I don't live in a zoo
When I woke up this morning
I looked in the mirror, just as I always do
Then glanced over at your picture
And was glad I don't look like you
You see, I'm fat
But I can lose weight
But your oogly
And don't have the money for surgery...




