Training women is like training a dog. You have to start slow, take them out for a walk “yeah†girls like long walks, then move on to holding them around as they call it cuddling, they love that too. Then take her out for a good steak preferably T-Bone, note the similarity so far. Tell her that she is a good woman to you and tab her at the back, tell her you love her, and she is the only one for you. This face is know as soaking her emotion cause if it is one thing we know is women are emotional. Take her with you outside and show off even if she looks like hippopotamus. If she looks good this part gets even better. Take her to your friends your families. Now that you got her you can do what ever you like to her. First simply go slowly and tell her things you don’t like “telling her that she is getting fat is a classic one and always works†and if she refused to comply tell her you are leaving. She will say “I am sorryâ€Â. Then you move on to the next level and tell her things you like. No matter how stupid you think what you like is, tell her and don’t be shy about it. Well then you get the idea, get a leash and drag her around the house. When she cries, stop and tell her you love her and you will never do it again then star over the cycle a week later. And the good think is by the time she figures out that you are abusing her she tells herself “I can’t find another man, people will know about me, I am too old†so she takes the beating like a good dog.
This leads to question like “WHY DO WOMEN STAY WITH ABUSIVE HUSBANDS?†and why we have women rights and gender equality activist. The question is why do women accept this?
Everyone can say what they like about this but don't denied that fact that there is some truth to this and you have come accross this sometime.
Peace and rain to all Somalis everywhere
PARTASE
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