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Sudanese man forced to 'marry' goat

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Sudanese man forced to 'marry' goat

Postby Google [Bot2] » Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:56 pm

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Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm

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Postby Galol » Sat Feb 25, 2006 3:15 pm

JB

A man who knows what he wants..

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Postby gurey25 » Sat Feb 25, 2006 3:17 pm

I knew you would be the first to post here.
with your goat fetish and all.



i dont know whats the attraction man?
is it sentimental?, was your first sexual experience with a fine
goat



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Postby Adanna » Sat Feb 25, 2006 3:18 pm

Laughing lahaa they are still together...what a weedh weedh woorldh

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Postby Advocator » Sat Feb 25, 2006 3:27 pm

Laughing Laughing I couldnt help but laugh looooooooooooooooooooool

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Postby Google [Bot2] » Sat Feb 25, 2006 3:34 pm

How do they come up with these reports from far off villages? I guess reality is far more intriguing than fiction "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Laughing Laughing Galol what is this I hear about you having a goat fetish? I guess your continual reference to goat F-ers was a give away

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Postby Galol » Sat Feb 25, 2006 3:50 pm

Gurey

Don't you look into their beautiful dumb eyes and think how Somali? don't you marvel at their great udders and `think' in all the wrong places? Don't you listen to them sing and banish Um Kulthum and Googoosh to the bins?

It now appears JB has seen the light and learnt to appreciate goatlove!

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Postby Google [Bot2] » Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:53 pm

Sorry I meant to say bizarre and not intriguing. Bestiality is punishable by death in Islam and marriage to a beast.

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Postby Galol » Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:56 pm

JB

You are forgiven son. I know how it feels. No credit card bills, no nagging, no meeting her dumb relatives.

Did you avoid the horns?

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Postby Google [Bot2] » Sat Feb 25, 2006 5:01 pm

Im afraid I don’t follow Confused how what feels? nagging wooow what are u smoking old man. you've had one too many baa baaah? Laughing Laughing

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Postby Aristocrat-1 » Sat Feb 25, 2006 5:11 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing This can not be true Laughing Laughing


if it is -------------------------> i will stay the hell away from Sudan Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Postby LionHeart-112 » Sat Feb 25, 2006 5:13 pm

what?


How did they get that BBC background and everything?

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Postby Demure » Sat Feb 25, 2006 5:14 pm

Men!

This is beyong sexual and we're the ones labled sluts!!
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Postby LionHeart-112 » Sat Feb 25, 2006 5:15 pm

^^hey i have met women who dated Donkeys.. Smile

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Postby Ceelgabo » Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:47 pm

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