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It must be true that Jinni resides in Bathrooms

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It must be true that Jinni resides in Bathrooms

Postby Mureedi » Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:30 pm

My great grandma, who is like 115 years old passed out in the bathroom last night. She said she saw the tallest man she has ever seen, standing beside the door and watching her do her thing. He had white long beard, wearing two extremely white sheets.......... abuulanteyda saan haddi u fiirisi, jeego jeego ley u dhacdi.... hadda maanta xaafadda zab aa ka jirto Jinnigaas aa abuulanteyda laga dhaawooyaa

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Postby COSTA » Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:53 pm

Did the jinni raped her? Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Postby optimist_1 » Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:54 pm

I think he liked her shu shumoow

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Postby Mureedi » Wed Mar 15, 2006 4:03 pm

Xaraam caleek. Waryaa 115 sano ey ku jirta khafta aa saas dhohosid edeb ma khabtid afkaa suubso waryaa

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Postby BARIIS&BASTOO_BOY » Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:08 pm

your grandmother mush have some stinking faecees to make a jin wear toilet paper from head to toe

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Postby simplicity- » Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:10 pm

Rolling Eyes

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Postby BARIIS&BASTOO_BOY » Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:21 pm

^^^

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Re: It must be true that Jinni resides in Bathrooms

Postby Mowhawk » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:44 pm

[quote="Mureedi"]My great grandma, who is like 115 years old passed out in the bathroom last night. She said she saw the tallest man she has ever seen, standing beside the door and watching her do her thing. He had white long beard, wearing two extremely white sheets.......... abuulanteyda saan haddi u fiirisi, jeego jeego ley u dhacdi.... hadda maanta xaafadda zab aa ka jirto Jinnigaas aa abuulanteyda laga dhaawooyaa[/quote]

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Allah ha u naxariisto your grandma, idinkina samar iyo iimaan Ha idin siiyo.

Back to your topic, saaxib most older Somali people believe in that myth. Mybe they are re-inforcing the idea that the bathroom is a private place where one has to be quiet. I remeber being chastised as a kid singing in the bathroom by my grandma. She told me jinni is making me sing because they live in the bathroom. Laughing Laughing

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Postby JaMaaL-23 » Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:59 am

^^^^^ Nabi alloow ninba afkii kugu amaan,

Mowhawk its clear from your response that you haven't fully understood what Mureedi was saying Laughing Laughing you sure could have asked for translation, anywayz

His abuulan (abooto whatever) is now possessed by that demon, she is not dead yet and I understand she needs the services of a fully trained exorcist

mureedi says abuulanta jinni aa laga dhabooyaa, some will take it as meaning abuulan jinni aa musqusha ku dhabay Laughing

war illeen ibtilo

berhaps Mureedi can smoothen his accent just a bit

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Postby Mowhawk » Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:38 am

[quote="JaMaaL-23"]^^^^^ Nabi alloow ninba afkii kugu amaan,

Mowhawk its clear from your response that you haven't fully understood what Mureedi was saying Laughing Laughing you sure could have asked for translation, anywayz

His abuulan (abooto whatever) is now possessed by that demon, she is not dead yet and I understand she needs the services of a fully trained exorcist

mureedi says abuulanta jinni aa laga dhabooyaa, some will take it as meaning abuulan jinni aa musqusha ku dhabay Laughing

war illeen ibtilo

berhaps Mureedi can smoothen his accent just a bit[/quote]

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My bad Jamal---Yeah, I re-read and he cleraly wrote it in English as passed out--kind of being knocked or possessed as you stated. Laughing Laughing Laughing

She definately needs a good exorcist---jinni buster. Laughing

Is Mureedi---LionHeart? Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Postby dhuusa_deer » Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:48 am

Jinn doesn't exist... what your Ayeeyo saw on the other hand was her brain playin tricks on her.


Get the worry beads out Laughing

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Postby Mureedi » Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:05 am

Yaab aa la arki....ar dadkaan yaa noo kala turjumano...English haddii ku khortid ma lugu fahmaayo, Somali haddii ku khortid ma lugu fahmaayo, af maashee aa wax niigu sheegaane?

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Abuulanteyda ma dhimanin siis Jamal kuu sheegi, laakiin waa suuxdi, perche Jinni ebidkeed ma arkin hadda lee oogu horreysi.

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Acuudka, magac kale maa waaysi widayow. Jinni waa jiraa Qur'aanka aaba sheegi see camalkaa adiga dabbalow

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Postby dhuusa_deer » Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:28 am

[quote="Mureedi"] Dhuuso Deer

Jinni waa jiraa Qur'aanka aaba sheegi see camalkaa adiga dabbalow[/quote]

Have you seen him/her? Can you show it to me? I'm not being facetious or anything. I would sincerely love to see any evidence for the existance of jinns. If you have any evidence, please share and alleviate our illness -- jinn existance denial.

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Postby Mureedi » Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:39 pm

Dhuuso Deer



I thought you were a Muslim but too bad you are a Kaafir, and I don't have dialogues with Kufaar........c ya

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Postby Basra- » Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:05 pm

115yrs??????? Your grand mother had no business being alive. She should have died 30 yrs ago. Laughing Laughing Laughing


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