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lionheart stood before me squirming with anxious awkwardness. I had been dining with a friend at a quiant italian restaurant on a quiet corner street near downtown when he approached our table. I was a bit shocked-who is this gangly somali wierdo who stood before our table in shabby marine aqua pants and muddy brown blazer? I placed my fork carefully on my plate and inquired as to what he wanted.
"A friend of m-m-mine was hoping to speak to you" he stuttered. I was taken a back. No salutation, no preliminary small talk, just an abrupt statement. I hesitated. I was inclined to shoo him a way but really, despite what people say I am a kindly soul whose greatest weakness is extreme empathy.
"Yes ?"
He quickly pointed toward a table at the corner at the restaurant:"she wants to say hello." as elaboration he added "her name is basra."
My friend and I slowly turned around and simultaneously gasped in shock. Not 10 feet away sat a rather obese, scantily clad women of 30, maybe 35. Her diric did nothing to hide the bulging flesh-although I have to admit she did carry it with pride. Noticing that we were staring at her she looked up and winked, pursed her lips seductively (she thought) and to make sure we understood her intentions she winked again, rather lasciviously.
"Oh my GODD!" I quickly swiveled around and stared at my friend in shock. "Did I just see what I saw ?? Is she..." I shuddred.
Noting our shock lionheart stated, quite simply "she likes girls." He then leered at us. "Me too" he added.
My half eaten strawberry granita lost its taste. I signaled to the waiter-"the bill please!"
Pushing away my plate I prepared to leave when a bulging shadow descended upon us. I looked up to be greeted by horrifying figure of Basra.
"Macaanta, how are you ?"
It was at this moment I woke up and found myself screaming. 200 people in the lecture hall turned around to stare at me. Among my friends, I am known for my quick wit and social deftness when it comes to awkward situations.
I gave everyone a dazzling smile. "I thought I saw a spider."

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get a life...stop trying to make friends over internet characters....



I can't believe u sat there and wrote that crap....Don't they have a time limit on how much u can use the internet library in boston? get a life geek.

i swear to god, if any of you b!tches post this crap again i will hunt you down like Rambo and put 200 rounds in you.

moblady: lol. I'm sorry if it takes you 5 minuts to write a sentence but there are people out there who can type without using their ESL dictionary and where on earth did boston come from ?

looool @ screw. shut up.

I have reserructed this thread for several reasons:
1. I think I incorrectly made some horrible (possibly untrue?) accusations (okay IMPLIED accusations) that were unfounded to an extreme.
2. I realize that such taboo subjects, particularly pertaining to other peoples "behavior" is inappropriate.

So after several threatening PMs I feel that I MUST apologize to all the hurt parties ...umm, I apologize.

[quote="studente"]I have reserructed this thread for several reasons:
1. I think I incorrectly made some horrible (possibly untrue?) accusations (okay IMPLIED accusations) that were unfounded to an extreme.
2. I realize that such taboo subjects, particularly pertaining to other peoples "behavior" is inappropriate.

So after several threatening PMs I feel that I MUST apologize to all the hurt parties ...umm, I apologize. [/quote]

What the fuk are u talking about?

must you ask ?

[quote="studente"]:roll: must you ask ? [/quote]


I already asked, wats the answer?

I Am Bored Individual!!!!