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Postby Copy.&.Paste » Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:11 am

A British Airways flight was going to Karachi from London. When it gets close to Karachi it starts having some kind of trouble. The pilot contacts the air tower at Karachi airport and asks for help:

"Karachi, this Captain Smith, British Airways flight 000, do you read?"
"flight 000, dis iz Karachi felight contorol, go ahead"
"Karachi, this is flight 000, we have a problem"
"dis iz Karachi, vat kind of peroblem?"
"this is flight 000, we have lost power to our engines, please advise"
"dis iz Karachi, i reed you, peleez check some things for me, ok?"
"this is flight 000, go ahead"
"dis iz Karachi, can you get emergency pover to your engines?"
"this is flight 000, negative, no power is available"
"dis iz Karachi, can you peleez bering your altitutde to 20,000 feet?"
"this is flight 000, negative, our wing controls do not respond"
"dis iz Karachi, can you peleez see if you can lower your veels?"
"this is flight 000, negative, landing gears are stuck"
"dis is Karachi, vould you peleeze repeet thez words after me"
"this is flight 000, go ahead"
"dis iz Karachi, repeat thez words peleeze: Ashhadu an Lailaha illallah wa ashhadu anna Muhammadur rasulullah .... "

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Postby Copy.&.Paste » Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:53 am

A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home, It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great, I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.

I'm sorry, Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, Becky

That letter really hurt the solider's feelings, he asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends. In addition to the picture of Becky, he included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.

There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.


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