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Postby Samatr » Tue May 09, 2006 12:24 pm

Yes, the easy way is to tell them your married. Sometimes that does not work they will even pursue you more. Laughing

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Postby Cheroke » Tue May 09, 2006 12:27 pm

[quote="Homer Simpso"]Lionheart I didnt know you were bisexual.. everday we discover some new stuff of you....

Cheroke.. why did you say, AfricanAmerican chicks are more complicated than Halimo's!!!!...[/quote]

Simply becuase they are complex to deal with, I'm talking from first hand experience.

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Postby AbdiWahab252 » Tue May 09, 2006 12:42 pm

Warya Homer,

Do what any man would do:

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Postby hey-loser » Tue May 09, 2006 4:12 pm

Black girls are to loud the other day I was waiting for my Bus not knowing I already miss it so I had to wait for 15 min and I was pissed a group of black chicks approched the bus stop immediatly one of them was

like WAG ONE blood your cute I was like yeah what ever I did't want to have a conversion with them cause they where Stupid and loud and ugly AND IGNORANT so I Igore them one of them was saying Oi.... Bruv you think your top notch yeah what your better then us My

reaction was laughter Laughing I was like yeah iam better then you lot know shut the fukk up stupid hoes they where like nigga plzzz You know where hot your just hating me was like hating yall are ones who is seeking my attention and who you calling nigga I aint a fuccing nigger Iam the orginal EAST AFRICAN then the one in back was shouting Oii... WHY YOU ETIOPIANS THINKS YOU ALL THAT I was like whaaaaaaat Iam not a Etiopian iam a SOMALI THEN THE B!TCHES GOT PISSED and one of them said psst I HATE SOMALIANS

My respond which one of you want to S**K my D**K ill give yall some free Ganjaa(weed) ( I was thinking in my head I let this niggarad swallow my east african juice then ILL slap her like rick james anyway the b!tches where From furious to excitited so the one with biggest mouth was like iam with it so i was like aight lets go to the park innet just you only she went with me whe got to the park I was looking around me perfect nobody was there so afther chatting for a while about utter nonsens she tried to kiss me so I said no I have dry lips and a bad breath (I was lying) trick was to ugly so I pulled my pens down and and said if you gonna cum warn me ok baby I was like yeah yeeah dont worry she gave me a wonderful head and I Cum in her Mouth and Said you just swallowed SOMALI cum BIATCH trick got angry and said what are you MAD you fuccing somali if where is my weed i said I trickt you I dont even smoke siggarets never mind weed so she got mad and said if you dont give me my weed you promised iam gonna sent my mandemz(homies) on you to gun you down I laughed and told her you dont know me or know where iam at iam out thanks for the wonderful head fuccing hoe

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P.S alot of you might think I made this story up but I did't this sh!t really happend to me no bullsh!t i still cant believe it happend to me Laughing
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Postby Dhaga Bacayl » Tue May 09, 2006 4:15 pm

So you got a head from a crack head? I wouldn’t brag about that son.

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Postby hey-loser » Tue May 09, 2006 4:18 pm

[quote="Dhaga Bacayl"]So you got a head from a crack head? I wouldn’t brag about that son.[/quote]


LOOL THESE YOUNG BLACK HOES WHERE WEED HEADZ NOT CRACKHEADS Laughing PLUS THE WHERE YOUR TYPICAL CRAZY MADOW GIRLS

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Postby Dhaga Bacayl » Tue May 09, 2006 4:24 pm

^^C'mon dawg..we know how it goes in the hood. First the joint than big guns.

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Postby hey-loser » Tue May 09, 2006 4:29 pm

[quote="Dhaga Bacayl"]^^C'mon dawg..we know how it goes in the hood. First the joint than big guns.[/quote]

That might be so infact in most cases it is so but the ones I was dealing with where just crazy wild black gals who looked like the average black girl on the road


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Postby Xplosive » Thu May 11, 2006 2:00 pm

[quote]Uncle Bin.. yeah perhaps its my bantu distinction!!.. but you yourself have a bantu distinction as well.. we all do...[/quote]

What the fock? no we dont Laughing Laughing Laughing

Its like saying "we're all gay"..

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Postby Basra- » Thu May 11, 2006 2:54 pm

..Yes...... Rolling Eyes ...Many times. Crying or Very sad

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Hmmmm

Postby lightskinprettygirl » Sat May 13, 2006 10:39 am

I thought Somalis were black people---GET OUT LOL ! Being that I'm African-American and female, I can say that if you saw me, you would want me ! Now I guess your stereotype of African-Americans are similar to what we think of Africans---east or west ! So you don't think Jada Pinkett, Megan Good, Beyonce, the late Aaliyah, and Tyra Banks are beautiful ? Come on now lol !

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Postby Homer Simpso » Sat May 13, 2006 11:02 am

why do you call yourself lightskinned if you aint ashamed of your color... and who said we streotype AfricanAmericans?.. cut the crap and go back to under whatever rock you crawled out!!!... this is a not a race issue.. its about being hit by an africanamerican while you aint africanamerican!!!>.

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Postby lightskinprettygirl » Sat May 13, 2006 12:12 pm

WTF !! So now I'm ashamed of my color because I'm light-skinned ? You crack me up lol. I'm light-skinned, are you mad lol ? Not a race issue ?!! You made it one when you created this topic. Please don't insult me when you're just learning what indoor plumbing is ! Learn and let live. No one wants you !

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Postby Galol » Sat May 13, 2006 12:43 pm

lightskin

lol. Hey welcome. It looks like you can stand up for yourself.

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Postby Touheed » Sat May 13, 2006 12:44 pm

Can the old man stand himself?


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