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on this week, I strangely got hit by five black ladies.. the last one this morning at starbucks!!!... I have never got hit by a black lady and I lived in America for quit long time... what is it Im doing to attract these ladies?.... I really dont know how to deal with this!!

have you ever got hit by a nonsomali before and did that come?.. how did u deal with it?..

Yea back in high school, It's been awhile now, I don't recall to remember how I handled the situation, But left her a broken heart. Good luck,bro you'll need it, black chicks are far more complicating to deal with then our xalimos.

At least 2 times a day......Then again when u are as hot as me, you get hit by black women, white women, and even black men sometimes.

Lionheart I didnt know you were bisexual.. everday we discover some new stuff of you....

Cheroke.. why did you say, AfricanAmerican chicks are more complicated than Halimo's!!!!...

Homer.....dumbfu.ck, i SAID I GET HIT ON....Did i say i accept all of their invitations?

Get that fuccing crayon out of your head, di.ckweed.

HOMER

DID YOU EVER THINK IT WAS BECAUSE OF YOUR STRONG BANTU LOOKS?

well good luck with the guys and the gurls.. my friend!!.. I wont want to stand on your shoes for a dime... dame, how do you deal with a guy when ur guy!!...

im a lady.............

out the most sicking thing that ever happend to me was i went swimming and this black lady try to move to me... first i thought she was just being nice beacuse she was Complementing me on how beautiful she thinks I am.. and I was like oh thanx..
Then she wouldn’t stop flowing me around the swimming pool.. I thought it was a bet strange, I didn’t think anything of it, till I was at the showers and she stood next to me telling me how she things I got a beautiful figure, I just looked at her and thought what the fock is wrong with this women, I didn’t want to be rude so I just said thanx… when I was just about to leav the gym she came up to me and asked me for my number I was like WHAT!! What the hell do u want with my number, she was like ur a very beautiful girl, I have never in all my years seen a girl so beautiful I was like t………..

at that moment I felt like being sick this lady was about 40 years of age… I just looked at her and said sorry I don’t do women,, and walked off as fast as I could

Uncle Bin.. yeah perhaps its my bantu distinction!!.. but you yourself have a bantu distinction as well.. we all do... I think why the lady hit me was my looks in terms of strongness, broad shoulders, nice facial lines, light smooth skin, lips from here to yaya, nice coloured eyes, a chest the size of north Dakota!!!

I feel sorry for y'all
Their is this fufu girl that has been checking me out for the past 2 days at college. I think it' s time me does something about that sket

[quote="Homer Simpso"]on this week, I strangely got hit by five black ladies.. the last one this morning at starbucks!!!... I have never got hit by a black lady and I lived in America for quit long time... what is it Im doing to attract these ladies?.... I really dont know how to deal with this!!

have you ever got hit by a nonsomali before and did that come?.. how did u deal with it?..[/quote]

The question is, how ugly was she??

I love black girls. I had a Kenyan (kikuyo) girlfriend, then a Guinean girl-friend. They're really cute, hot and so beautiful.

Yeah, I have been hit on by an ugly caribean lesbian once and i beat the shit out of her...

its funny how somalis dont think that they are black

but hey, homer its a complement bro. all women do that, dont get too freaked out. i mean how have you been dealing with it? running away