ARE YOU MARRIED?. Advice me!! Im ready to settle down

[Homer Simpso]

I gotta be honest, I have never had a somali gurlfriend.. I love Asian chicks as some of you have noticed!!!.. I have dated women in American. Mexico, Canada, Thailand, Malaysia and Singapore. I had a quicky with alotta other women around the globe but hey every bird that flies will come back to the ground yeah.. I am back to my somali community and I am looking for the right women to settle with!!!!.. but I am scared of a Somali marriage-- it sounds like too boring and too complicated.. I never married before so my somali brothers who are married.. advice me.. what is like to get married to a somali woman?-- how much of my life will change for the good or for the bad?...

help me out..

Yo Basra, dont even try ok,, Im not gonna marry you-- you are too plenty for me!!

[The-Screw]

Rule No.1:


never talk about your dating history.

Rule No.2:

be optimistic about being in a relationship with a somali woman. you can't say ''it sounds like too boring and too complicated"...that's a no no.

[kambuli]

Hommer,

If you are not a boring man, your marriage to a Somali women will not be boring either. So talk about yourself. What do you call "for the good" and and "for the bad?

[Sir-Luggoyo]

Homer is getting married, woow.

Ok Homey, this is what I think is going to happen to your marriage. Since you have overused and abused your Cali Fanax (D!ck) you will be kicked to the curb by the second day of your honeymoon when you fail to tear that zigzagged koochie apart, mind you some are sawed with a string of camel skin and to penetrate is not a matter of skill but of stamina and rock hard stuff.

Stay put with your chinese hoez and do not contaminate an innocent Xaliimo

[Basra-]

[quote="Sir-Luggoyo"]


Homer you will be kicked to the curb by the second day of your honeymoon when you fail to tear that zigzagged koochie apart,


[/quote]



Personally i find this quote EXTREMELY revealing.I mean--if i were to give you forumers a thorough analysis on this quote-- YOU WILL BE SHOCKED & AMAZED & IN for a treat of enterainment. But alas-- i fear Luggooyo is not ready for the truth.

[Basra-]

[quote="Sir-Luggoyo"]


Homer you will be kicked to the curb by the second day of your honeymoon when you fail to tear that zigzagged koochie apart,


[/quote]



Personally i find this quote EXTREMELY revealing.I mean--if i were to give you forumers a thorough analysis on this quote-- YOU WILL BE SHOCKED & AMAZED & IN for a treat of enterainment. But alas-- i fear Luggooyo is not ready for the truth.

[Sir-Luggoyo]

Basra,

There are a number of forumers who are patiently waiting for a day of Sir-Luggoyo's mystery revealed, so go ahead and spill the beans

[Basra-]

Sir Lug


No - i rathet not. Inyoow!




Oh by the way-- My apologies to Homer-- i never contributed in the post.


Ok u want some tips??


Marry a nice religious Hawadley sweet girl-- who is religious & very sweet. Her strong diin will make her tolerate the pains of hearing your speeches everyday in the evening when y'all gather for tea & biscuits.


Invite me to the wedding as well-- i will be your wedding planner.

[Daanyeer]

Homer with 'Alla Hoogayey' TRADEMARK,




WAIT till U MENTALLY GROWN UP.

....I am the MASTER of my chest; i am the CAPTAIN of my fist....


Ur Brother With Intellectual Glasses In S'net !!!!!!!!!!

YYY Col\Prof Daanyeer YYY