*Lets Draw A Distinction*
Faarax and Cats/dogs have several things in common which brings up the old proverb “Men are Pets†or was it “Men are Dogs†Ha Ha Ha. Faraaxs and Cats/dogs both lick ur plate clean if u don’t eat everything on it. They are both capable of thinking only about sex/food at any waking moment (when they have a waking moment). U can always fix the Cats/dog’s limit of thinking 2 food. If u fix a Faraax, he still only thinks and daydreams about sex (that’s their pretext 4 saying “Hey Im Not Gayâ€Â). They both have an inordinate fascination with Xalimo’s boobs (is it becuz it’s pointing out of the chest, and its likely 2 be seen 1st or it’s a certain mania). Faraaxs and Cats/dogs both are threatened by their own kind. Neither of them tells u what is bothering them (Pets can’t anyway). That’s why the Faraax lays his eyes 1st on the other Faraax be4 he gaze intently @ the fatty xalimo who’s walking next 2 that “Dhurleeâ€Â. U can even tell from the way they glimpse @ each other results after a certain exam been taken, Gabadha result-keyda Ma la Firiyaa? Well, maybe on the odd occasions, lol.
Cats/Dogs are in high spirits with any video that u choose 2 rent, becuz they know the most significant thing is that u are 2gether. Faarax will quarrel until he wins, albeit he is just going 2 fall asleep in the middle of the film or depart the room be4 it even begins. The worst social disease u can get from Cats/dogs is fleas. Haye Haye Haye, the worst disease u can get is rabies, but there’s a vaccine 4 it, and u can slay the one that infects u. (Ilyeen Waa Iska Xoolo, but make sure that “animal rights association†won’t capture u). Any disease a Faraax carries is either dreadful or death-defying. Cat/Dog will everlastingly adore u unconditionally. They may get jealous when u play with other pets, but they doesn’t obsess over it like a “Faarax†does. Pets will just smell the other pet and when u scratches their ears, they will realizes that they are the ones u like the most. Faraax on the other hand will insist that u tell him exactly what the other man said 2 u and will be anxious about it 4 the next day, week, or month (they are indeed dubious). When u scratch a dog’s/Cat’s back, he lies down next 2 u and falls asleep. When u scratch a Faraaxs back, he gets turned on and asks 4 other things. Faaraxs are revolting (Opz Sorry Guys); they belch and pass gas constantly. It is like breathing 2 them. (Take Dhuusaye 4 example, but who am I 2 judge Ms. Ureyso). The only rationale why Cats/dogs don’t pardon themselves when they fart is becuz they can’t converse “Ma Been Baaâ€Â. U can train a Cat/dog and they can be compelled 2 take a bath, Laakin Faarax Xoog Miya Ku Leeydahay. *I Doubt It*...
Faraaxs are on the top step in some situations. They only have 2 feet 2 track in mud. Cats/Dogs have 4 (in most cases), lol. Faraax buys u Gifts (obviously, he only spends when he offends u). Faraax don’t have 2 play with every man they see when u take them around the block. Faraaxs always intends 2 jumble up ur private belongings. Whilst Cats/Dogs have bad breath all the time and Faraaxs only have it half the time (Warshada Marku Ka So Noqdo, or after he spends the whole night in Local Marfish). Faraax don’t shed as much, and if they do, they hide it. It is a pain 2 dry off a Cat/Dog, What about a wet man? (U are indeed Filthy-Minded).
There is little truth in the statement *Faaraxs Waa Sidaa Xoolaha* becuz faraaxs shares some of the characteristics with these certain pets. I believe in most cases Cats/ dogs are better than Faraaxs and Faraaxs are envious of Cats/dogs or lets say even “Gays†given that they always win xalimos admiration. The new saying should be *Faraaxs wish they were Pets*
Okie Dokie, my recommendations (Girls stay away of cats and dogs and don’t u lot even think about adopting them or weighting them against our beloved faraaxs. For the reason that will only put u in the position of the Sudanese man who zigzagged the poor goat). Guys im sorry but I shouldn’t be blamed boredom was taking over me...
*Much Esteem and Reverence*
*Bless*
Miss ya!
