I have this looney white friend who is the biggest trash talker. This morning we come to work and we all get this wedding invitation from a colleague. He pickes up and reads then goes to the groom-to-be and tells him not to get married!!!! The other looks at him suspiciously and says "Are you nuts?"
He tells him about the three fukks of marriage. and says: The first few weeks everything is so nice and beautiful and you love each other so much that you can not resist each other and will fukk everywhere in the house, in the living room, on the couch, in the kitchen, in the bathroom, in the balcony, even on the stairs.
Few years later, you get tired of each other and you will fukk only in the bedroom.
Few years later, you will say "Fukk you" to each other when passing by in the hallway, you can't stand each other and then divorce follows
