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Oui, Madam.

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Helloo...

My dear Basra,

My darling & object of my affections,

My most beloved,

My Fair haired lady,

... I feel obliged to tell you as one of your adoring fans and devotee, that this thread of yours is an absolute disgrace! It's unredeemably bad. So badly posed are the individual questions of this thread that were it anybody else other than you I would've surely fell on my knees and prayed to the Most High to strike them down.

By way of objection to this appalling thread, I've taken it upon myself to send a ten page letter of complaint to the admin and the other moderators pleading with them to strike this thread off. "Never again shall such a travesty be allowed to take place" I said.

I hope that there won't ever be a repeat of such a terrible piece of literature again.

I still love & adore you very much.

Your biggest fan- Avowedly

My Dear Avowedly Biggest Fan,


I am sorry you did not find my masterpiece lit work to your liking. I may take pleasure in informing you that--you have the right to your own opinion.However, i have this deep, satisfaction that you secretly enjoyed the work, enough to call yourself my biggest fan.But since we live in a world of 'maintaining' image, i suppose your actions is totally understandable! Please feel free to PM & tell me how deliciously you enjoyed reading & laughing.



Your's Pulitzer winner


Lady Basra.

"

openly lick their fingers in broad day light; Succulently enjoying every bit of the Donut sugary residue"


Basra,

If there was an award for "Best Description of a Farah in a Donut Shop" you would've won in a landslide with no runner-up. Goddamn you you cracked me up walahi with that remark.


Don't mind Avowedly Stupid, he is a wasted sperm that should've landed in his mom's mouth instead of her womb

Basra my dearest,

I assure you that this particular piece of yours is not to my liking. It's as I've stated before- "an absolute disgrace". It wasn't remotely humorous, nor was it worth my reading.

It might be of acute interest to you to know that in the part of England where I reside, men and women are sent to the dungeons for committing the crime of poor literature.

"This woman is giving the rest of us literary nerds a bad name!" I exclaimed in my ten page letter to the admin. "Never before have I laid eyes on such poor and dull sentence compositions!" I went on to say.

"Fear Allah Admin" I complained, "and act swiftly".

Your once biggest fan- Agnostic

Basra first guy is he Sir-lugooyo? I didnt read the rest of it, too looooooooooooooooooooooong.

LOL@Sir Luggoyo


Wow-- So i take it you loved it! Wont u say-- i have impeccable talents or rather have mastered the Human nature study, quite extraordinarily ?



Avowedly Narcissistic ,


You know before knowing you-- i thought there was No other Narcissist as myself. I thought i was ALL that & a cup of tea more-- --as far as self pompousness is concerned- I was the 'It'! But you -my dear sir-- have quite Superseded me in this department.I mean--I can only aspire or dream to reach that Zenith level of your Narcissism! Yes, i know i brag a lot -- but i have never 'quoted' myself or spoken myself like a third person ever before-despite the huge temptation i am sure.For heaven sake--look at this below -diffusion of self Baptizing drivel ......

'"This woman is giving the rest of us literary nerds a bad name!" I exclaimed in my ten page letter to the admin. "Never before have I laid eyes on such poor and dull sentence compositions!" I went on to say.

"Fear Allah Admin" I complained, "and act swiftly". "




My God, i lift my hand up in polite surrender!

Foolxume---good job!~ Me feri proud of you!

[quote="Achilles"]I'm not exactly sure why you people are love with this post or this poster for that matter.

.[/quote]


Achilles aka Avowedly agnostic looool



That statement above speaks Volume of jealousy!


So again---are you sure the writing & not the all 'loving' me--that is really, really really bothering you??

[quote="Basra-"]LOL@Sir Luggoyo


Wow-- So i take it you loved it! Wont u say-- i have impeccable talents or rather have mastered the Human nature study, quite extraordinarily ?

:[/quote]


Indeed Basra, indeed, however, I don't use spoon and fork Damnit, when I am savoring the taste of the donut b4 I wash it down with my coffee, granted that the surrounding circle of Odey Mudug and Co. are depicted as accurately as any genuine Farah enjoying a sugary taste. I am intrigued, considering your aloofness to such circles, but hey, a Halimo is a Halimo no matter what environment she was raised in. As for Gobdon (assuming the other character being him) I am realizing the suicidal nature of this individual. No sooner you see his nick, it reminds you Woody Allen's gloom and despair filled "documentaries" mostly shot in God forsaken parts of NY with precarious and expected outcome

'I wouldn't have commented if it weren't with an objective eye'

I mean--seriously??? U havent even mentioned ONE SINGLE positive criticism--& yet you magicly call yourself, Objective?? Your Criticism reeks venomous hate & deep jealousy.You could strangle me with your 'bear' hands if you could, i can assure you that.Please do not indulge yourself calling yourself 'Objective'---As to the other alleged valid criticisms of talented literary critics, well i cannot attack that for now,since i wont be objective myself.You have to 'present' your 'talented' literary criticism work in order for others to judge--not yourself dear. (Which confirms that u are avowedly narcissist--that sense of Birmingham complacency, that is all pompous & ridicuously archaic with too many ' I shall's' is too much ubiquitious! Your entire resonance reeks of pure comedic silliness)

'your use of scenes to chop up an otherwise lengthy monologue is commendable.'



Wow....Very High positive praise indeed!



You are too kind dear!



'Your problem is that you draw too much attention to yourself to the detriment of your story and characters. Your writing just screams "look at me I can write!"'



Wow-- Venomous jealousy indeed! I mean-- seriously--are you in a political correct, savy way asking me to ''Tone Down" my writing ?? You were so amazed at my writing that--- u think it must be fabricated or intentionally 'showing off'??? Wow--walaahi Achlles the more you talk--the more i reveal you tiny by tiny bits!

'try to work on fluidity rather than exhaustive descriptions that just muddle up the story'


Well i am not writing a novel, i fail to see the dire importance of the flow of fluid writing.As to the 'Exhaustive' descriptions--well that is in fact -- my speciality. I have the talent to 'draw' characters vividly to life- i mean-- the pleasure of drawing a character in his/her own natural way-- i think is remarkable.Also the result is, the palpable sensation that the reader experiences--i can almost see or feel their face light up as they read, dazzled,mesmerized with the characters's description--silently laughing first-then hysterically before their PC screen---their laughter sound possibly distructing their neighborly Patronage .

PS: Achilles -- i strongly advice you to seek Prozac help-- u sound so much like some lion i know.

I think this poor esteemed writer here wishes the three headed one at that-jealousy, vanity, and insecurity writhe to the disturbing rythm of hatred a Bon Weekend! Enjoy dear-- Go walking in the sandy beach footed.See some 'sunny' sunshine, no need to be so melancholy gloomy. MuuuaaH!