Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
IÂ’m sorry = YouÂ’ll be sorry
We need = I want
Its your decision = the correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = YouÂ’ll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
SureÂ…go ahead = I donÂ’t want you to
IÂ’m not upset = of course IÂ’m upset
YouÂ’reÂ…so manly = you need a shave and you sweat a lot
YouÂ’re certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = and carpets, furniture and wallpaper
Do you love me? = IÂ’m going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today youÂ’re really not going to like
IÂ’ll be ready in a minute = Kick your shoes off and find a good game on TV, youÂ’re in for a wait
Is my bum fat? = tell me IÂ’m beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
IÂ’m not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important
MENÂ’S ENGLISH:
IÂ’m hungry = IÂ’m hungry
IÂ’m tired = IÂ’m tired
Do you want to go to the cinema? = IÂ’d eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = IÂ’d eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = IÂ’d eventually like to have sex with you
May I have this dance? = IÂ’d eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = let me fondle you
WhatÂ’s wrong? = what meaningless, self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
WhatÂ’s wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question?
IÂ’m bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Lets have sex
I love you too = Ok, IÂ’ve said itÂ…we better have sex now!
Yes I like your haircut = I liked it better before
Yes I like your haircut = £50 and it doesn’t look that different!
Lets talk = IÂ’m trying to impress you so you think IÂ’m a deep person and maybe then youÂ’ll want to have sex with me
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
