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July 12 - Mogadishu, Somalia.
Thierry Henry, French Associated Press

The Islamic courts last week detained 13 youth suspected of secretly forming an organization for the purposes of drinking Coca Cola. The Courts conducted preliminary urine analysis and have determined that there is a high probability these youth are innocent of the allegations.

"We have determined that although these youth have not recently consumed any Coca Cola, they are still eligible for punishment" said Shiek Yassir "Technical" Cilmelowe of the Islamic Courts. "We can safely say that although they were not apprehended drinking Coca Cola, chances are that in the past 15 years they have drunk Coca Cola produced by the Coca Cola - Mogadishu Bottling Plant. Although Coca Cola was not outlawed at that time, all punishments will be handed down retroactively. The sentence will be that their liver & kidneys will be harvested and immediately made availabe to 'pious servants of Allah' currently awaiting liver & kidney transplants."

the propaganda and accusations are geting more and more rediculous by the days...

this is the kind of things mad mac's hill billy cousins will believe.

biko,

You know what these courts are capable of.

Aweys is a maniac

i dont realy know what they are capable of and nor does anybody else. its too bloody early to just dismiss them.

this is getting ridiculous!

NO

What's getting ridiculous is what these courts are doing.

Utter NONSENSE!!!

well i dont trust the media and i have dont have any first hand information of this. but coca cola is a jewish company and i can see why any muslim would want to boycott it but to beat people up anyway, if these allegations are true then the islamic courts wont go anywhere

wow! i actually hadnt read that clearly. they are gonna take out their kidneys and livers i dont know whether to laugh or cry

Happy,

The writer of that report is a very credible reporter.

If they're drinking Coca Cola they don't deserve kidneys

Why don't they drink Mecca Cola

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man made laws

who is worse the person who drinks coke or the person who kills a muslim, then removes their organs (i am sure that is not allowed in islam be they muslims or non muslims) just because they bought coke? ridiculous! anyway, to me their crimes are not proven so innocent till proven guilty. you dont know the lengths people would go to just to divide a country.

Are you denying the fact that Coca Cola is evil?

first of all i dont drink coca cola simply because i hate the taste. secondly there is soo much propaganda when it comes to jews either it is a total exaggeration or we are in a lot of trouble. even colgate and starbucks are said to be jewish. buying coca cola (if it truly is jewish coz i have never really been given proof) anyway, if it is jewish then it adds on to the troubles of the palestines and so i would encourage a boycott but killing people? removing their organs? that is exactly what the jews are doing minus the organ part. so in the real sence its just hypocrisy because you cannot force people not have something.

Gedo

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

I swear you almost got me..I didnt notice the Theirry Henry bit. I need some beer to get my brain into gear!

But in all honesty it will not shock me if they banned Coke. Many gap-toothed grey tents in supermarkets here only buy Mecca Cola or Qibla Cola(what an insult to Mecca and qiblah to be named after revolting fizzy drinks! but of Muslim are too dumb to notice)
because apparently Coke is Jew-owned!

And of course the Talebs did ban it along with music, art, sex, alcohol, books, TV, most sports..almost everything except killing and chitting I think.

That is eth kind of Wahbabi paradise Aweys injirlow and his dark-as hells arse goons want us to go. Fock them!

Galol,

Shiek Yassir "Technical" Cilmilowle has a bullet (or dagger) with your name on it.

Your cirhossis-scarred liver & kidneys are no good otherwise they would be the first to go.

Pagan