If you insist me to right , a piece relating to you iam pleased to do so putting HOES in there PLACE is my duty what the fock do you know about QABILL what a doqonad
Listen up iam pleased to announce that the regstration for the fall semster
In the world renown ho*e university will start on Friday march 23/2006. Due to the
Increase of Somali ho*es and the limited seats available in our school we suggest to start
Registering as soon as possible.
We are welcoming back our old students as well as:
1- Inspiring ho*es
2- Ho*es in progress
3- Simple hoes
4- Ho*es power to the second
5- Ho*es with a life time experience
6- Retired ho*es (Alluring)
We are also please to inform every one that we have special need accommodation such as( tutoring, financial aid, federal grant, and day care) for those who may qualify such as:
1-senior ho*es (Alluring
2- retarded ho*es (Alluring
3-ho*es with fixed income (welfare) (Boringham love
4- ho*es with limited English capability (flight 13 ho*es) 99sex
5- ho*es with disabilities
7- continuing education through correspondence for incarcerated ho*es
8- day care for ho*es with bastard kids.
This fall we are introducing new curriculum and few new teachers and her are the list
For the courses and their teachers:
1- (the kinter, either you have it or you donÂ’t) by T P
2- (my grand daughter is turning tricks around the corner) by lowAlluring Â’s grand mother.
3- (the life and times of a Somali •••) by Alluring
4- ( African ho*es and their contribution to the decline of the western civilization) by dr.ghardeere.
5- (the myth behind the manogolian ****) by Alluring
6- (the secret of finding a Somali **** after you have finished your sexual expeditions) by mizz crunk
7- (my next door Nigerian neghbor makes me wet) by B.ham gash
8- (99 ways to cope up with loosing your ugly ass virginity ) by LaYdEe_LuXiOuX
9- ( jamican or west African? Who should I go for and the consequences) by LaYdEe_LuXiOuX
10- (damn. I cant even hold my own sh*t) by j.b by highclass aka lowclas
11- (69 way to have sex with out losing virginity) Alluring
12- ( the disease called post kacsi syndrome) by mizz crunk
13- (the down side of having sex during the period) by b.ham gash.
14- (I crave the naked sight of a adon) by Alluring
15- (my pubic hair is grown vegetables ) by Lady qac
So ladies please help us help you to become a solid citizen of a Ho*e and eventually
Becoming a productive member or our great Somali societyÂ….
The motto is together we can wipe literacy out of our ho*esÂ…
Once again thank you for choosing us to serve you..
By the way: if you maintain A+ average through out the semester you may qualify
For our 2 weeks placement at site program , where you may be sent to Amsterdam and work on booth #23228 on the infamous red light district, where you will get a first hand experience on the day to day operation of every day ho*e and also will have the chance to add prestige to your resume while vacationing in another country..
Dr. Thug poet
The president of the infamous ho*e university
