Study: Skipping A Meal Makes Guys More Attracted To Fat Women
July 28, 2006
Vox Populi
By Robert Paul Reyes
.............."I donÂ’t care how hungry I am, thereÂ’s a fat chance that I will ever choose Oprah Winfrey over Keira Knightley"
Males whoÂ’ve skipped a meal find larger women more attractive, according to a new study.
Frankly IÂ’m skeptical abut the validity of this study, who was it funded by, Rosie OÂ’Donnell? Even if I fasted for a month I wouldnÂ’t find Oprah Winfrey very attractive.
Maybe the hungry guys werenÂ’t looking at the larger-size ladies as objects of lust, but as a possible meal.
But if this study is to be believed, then plump wives now know how they can get some action from their husbands — don’t feed them dinner. Or if your husband is developing an unhealthy interest in the Paris Hilton clone who just moved in next door, put him on a diet so he won’t stray.
The researchers concluded that men who are hungry are attracted to plumper women.
But the researchers found that menÂ’s taste in women reverted to those with slimmer figures once they enjoyed a good meal. One Big Whopper and men lose any attraction for big whoppers like Aretha Franklin.
The study in the British Journal of Psychology concludes that men still have an evolutionary preference for fatter gals. Scientists theorize that cave men preferred fat cave girls because they equated girth with health.
To each his own, but I donÂ’t have a preference (evolutionary or otherwise) for porkers like Wynonna Judd.
I donÂ’t care how hungry I am, thereÂ’s a fat chance that I will ever choose Oprah Winfrey over Keira Knightley.
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